Topic: halloween-costumes

If You Have Never Rocked A ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costume, Maybe It’s Time

You have no idea just how sexy a dragon can be when articles of clothing are strategically placed and a swing in the hips is added for extra oomph. More »

Just Because You Hate Mitt Romney Doesn’t Mean You Should Dress Up As Sexy Big Bird

Disturbing news from the sexy Halloween costume front. More »

Gallery: Check Out All These Slutty Halloween Costumes From The 1900s!

As it’s Slut-O-Ween Week on The Gloss, I’ve been trawling the internet for slutty photos in the name of work. Finally, a purpose! In that process, I stumbled across this trove of National Geographic Halloween costumes from the 1900s. And I can’t get over what slutty sluts these ladies were.

Here I was thinking that dressing like a tramp in the name of costume tkt was a late 20th Century invention. But in actuality, people of the female persuasion were busy trying to distract men at parties long before Hugh Hefner put a furry tail on a corset and called some ho a “bunny.” More »

Halloween Costume Guaranteed To Get You Laid: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

Do you know what’s absolutely universally beloved? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Do you know what’s a good plan for Halloween? Taking something universally beloved and sexifying it. More »

My Own Slut-O-Ween: Ghosts of Halloween Past, The Slutty Version

Once upon time, in a hell far far away, I worked in a redneck bar. More »

Halloween: DIY Blood Splatter Nails

Halloween and all its gore kind of freaks us out. Granted, we have to hide our eyes during trailers for scary movies, so that’s where we’re at. More »

Grrr Friend: May the Force Be With Someone Else

You know you’re dying to know what Ben and Meredith went as for Halloween.

Link Love: The Day Alber Clause Brought Us Affordable Lanvin

See the full Lanvin for H&M Collection! -Fashionista

Guess who else isn’t down with super young models? Legendary catwalker Veruschka. Additionally, she is not down with modern-day designers. -Daily Mail

So much for Catwalk of the Damned: Gemma Ward has joined the cast of another blockbuster-to-be. -Frockwriter

See the super expensive (and undeniably great) collaboration between Gaultier and La Perla. -Fashion Indie More »

Video: The Halloween Walk of Shame

I should have spent this morning, the morning after Halloween, outside taking pictures of all the walk of shames going on. But I didn’t. Instead, I had myself a nice breakfast indoors where it’s warm. Fortunately, this guy did the work for me and harassed all the people still in their Halloween costumes with their make-up dripping down their faces walking home or driving all the way back to Long Island. Poor kids. More »

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Link Love: The Day Everybody Dressed As Everybody Else

See Brad Goreski dressed as Tavi for Halloween. -Huffington Post

See Olivia Palermo dressed (unconvincingly) as someone with a purpose. -Catwalk Queen

See a gallery of Heidi Klum’s reliably over-the-top Halloween party. -Celebuzz

John Galliano helped design some delicious macaroons. This will be the only reference to the story that neglects to make a lazy “like he eats cookies” joke. -Nylon

Prada launches a made-to-order service, because $400 off-the-rack sneakers are gauche. -Fashionista

How Well Will Old Spice Deodorant Work On Women?

What does Freedom smell like? Old Spice Deodorant. What does Old Spice Deodorant smell like? Freedom. Really. It says so right on the bottle. They’ve isolated the scent of independence. That should transcend gender. And that’s why I’m wearing it … More »

We Imagine More Ridiculous Slutty Halloween Costumes

Here at the Gloss, we have a complicated affection for the idea of ridiculous slutty Halloween costumes, but they always look cheap and uncreative. So, here we’re proposing our own, along with necessary items to pull ‘em off More »

Poll: What’s Your Halloween Costume Philosophy?

Since I’m not the kind of girl who goes to the nearest big box Halloween store and grabs a “Slutty Campbell’s Soup Can” or “Slutty Actuary” or “Slutty Lyme Disease” costume, Halloween is a bit of a hassle for me (and, since truth is stranger/more obnoxious than fiction, that would be Slutty “Ana Rexia” pictured). Anyway, each year at Halloween More »

Why I Hate Halloween

I love autumn. I love parties. I love candy. And yet, I hate the holiday when those things combine. I am the Grinch who stole Halloween. I am the Halloween Scrooge. More »

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