For someone like Dracula, living up to the lyrics of “Monster Mash” is a lot of Halloween party pressure. Commiserate with the famous vampire as disaster strikes in this holiday parody video from CollegeHumor. More
Rich New York mommies are putting their money to good use this Halloween and dressing their little angels like designer purses. Ack. And, also, awww. More
American Apparel‘s Voodoo-themed Halloween displays offended several Vodoun practitioners who asked for it to be removed, but it’s still up. More
From a Juggalo to Olivia Pope to uncomfortable animals, we’ve got your last-minute Halloween needs covered!
Remember: They laugh at you because you’re different, you laugh at them because they’re all the same and you’re hopped up on Faygo. More
Matt Lauer wins the day. More
While low hanging fruit like Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag are also known for their love of sexy Halloween costumes, all are but pawns in the court of Paris Hilton–the Queen of the Sexy Halloween costumes (no, seriously, she even went as a Sexy Queen of Hearts once). In fact, it’s not Halloween for Hilton unless there’s visible garter belt.
Let’s take a look at some of her Sexy Halloween Costume greatest hits… More
Halloween is tomorrow, and I’m sure everyone is sick of the whole sexy-costume debate. Frankly, I am too – but I do have to admit that I haven’t spent enough time thinking about the message we are sending to our teenage girls – probably just because I am not one and my kids are still really, really young. More
For many of us, Halloween is a time for making the most minimal effort possible to find a costume and proceed to get drunk in it. For celebrities, however, it’s a chance to be photographed, to feel validated, to bask in the attention of the little people.
…And the quickest, easiest way to do so involves a garter belt (or a nipple pasty). Here are 25 (deeply ridiculous) celebrity sexy Halloween costumes. More
Life would be more interesting if more celebrities embraced the one-boob jumpsuit. More
The 90s are back in full force, which means this year you should be prepared for a barrage of sexy Halloween costumes that will straight-up ruin your childhood. More
I spent all weekend agonizing over my Halloween costume and I’ve now realized that it was all in vain. Cats and minuscule millinery always win. More
Let’s all learn to love Halloween. More
A life of esoteric references and diluting myself to appeal to others was born. More
It’s called “It’s Britney Witch!” so just prepare yourselves accordingly for this bizarre, yet wonderful Halloween treat. More