Topic: Halloween

Here’s Your First Look At Heidi Klum’s Crazy Resplendent 2012 Halloween Costume

Heidi Klum always has amazing Halloween costumes, and this year’s is no exception. Click through to see her in all her queenly glory. More »

Axl Rose Is Better At Halloween Than You Are

Or probably anyone you know. I can’t believe I have never thought of this: More »

What Your Favorite Halloween Candy Says About You

Let’s just put it out there – if you loved Reese’s you’re probably a a nymphomaniac (see above) or secretly harboring an alien. It could be either. More »

Is This Music Video About ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes Funny Satire Or Nasty Slut-Shaming?

A video has been making the viral Internet rounds that chides women (in a catchy way!) not to dress like slutty tramps on Halloween. More »

Kris Jenner Just Had A Nip-Slip And Instagrammed It (NSFW)

Click through for Kris Jenner’s nipple if you must. More »

10 Bloody, Spooky Yet Romantic Movies Just In Time For Your Halloween Date Night

Blood, Halloween and love — perfect components for a romantic evening. More »

What The Hell Is This Halloween Decoration?

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS! More »

Find Your Celebrity Boyfriend: Halloween Edition

With only eleven Halloween Boyfriend shopping days left before the big day, it’s time to get serious about your options. Hell Bon Iver: In this monstrous landscape of screaming mountains continually melting and reforming in the liquid heat, … More »

Overheard At A Ghost Reunion

“No, I wasn’t here for the last one, I was trapped inside of a gift card.” More »

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Sesame Street Sends ‘Cease And Desist’ Letter To Unauthorized Sexy Big Bird Costume Seller

The authorized ones are still okay. More »

Your Sexy Sesame Street Costumes

We’ve already touched on Sexy Big Bird, but I think it’s worth pointing out that if Mitt Romney cuts funding for PBS, there is a good chance that ALL the character of Sesame Street will be forced to turn to sex work to earn a living. And then other GOP reps will probably tell you that Big Bird is easy to rape. I just think this is something to take into consideration this Halloween, and, you know, again in November. This is their future: More »

Illustrated Guide: What Your Favorite Sexy Halloween Costume Says About You

Sexy Lab Technician Who Sprays Beef With Ammonia To Make It Fit For Human Consumption

It’s that time of year… when the internet gets together and collectively discovers that cheap, tacky Halloween costume manufacturers indeed manufacture cheap, tacky Halloween costumes. Gird yourself for 1000 slideshows of sexy versions of regular things, counted down and up and to and fro. Did you know they make sexy Halloween costume versions of beloved childhood characters? Of eating disorders? Of unicorns? Well, I ask you: what if these costumes stirred something deep within you? What if they revealed a hidden aspect of your psyche?

This week’s Illustrated Guide is a kind of paraphrasing of Friedrich Nietszche: when you look into a cheap polyester mini and lucite heels… it looks into you. More »

‘Front-Heeled’ Shoes Video Will Absolutely, Positively Give You Nightmares For Weeks

Seriously; some part of you is going to be a mess after this, even if you’re not sure what part of you that is. More »

Halloween Has Come Early This Year: Oreo Wows Us Once Again

Whoever is in charge at Nabisco’s Oreo sector these days deserves not just Internet high-fives, but real hand-to-hand high-fives. More »

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