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Topic: hamburger

Here Is Someone With Hamburger Eye Make-Up

Here Is Someone With Hamburger Eye Make-Up

I honestly can’t say that I’ve ever had the urge to make my eyeball look like a hamburger, but if I did, I guess this is how I would go about it. More »

Six Good Reasons To Stay In Pajamas All Day

Six Good Reasons To Stay In Pajamas All Day

It's so sad, but there's no hot water, so you can't shower, which of course means you can't get dressed.

Your legs aren't shaved -- you don't want to be crass by revealing them for even a moment.

Maybe you're a little bloated from all those hamburgers you ate yesterday; maybe only your elastic waist pj pants will fit.

You have too much work to even go to work.

Or, the opposite: you worked so hard yesterday (or any day) that it would be a poor choice for you, mentally, to get dressed.

Now that you’ve endured what was no doubt a harrowing long weekend, filled with taxing bbq’s and all kinds of difficult small talk, you’re wondering: can I spend the rest of the week in my pajamas? More »

Food Is Fashionable: Is This Hamburger Dress Hilarious Or Horrible?

Food Is Fashionable: Is This Hamburger Dress Hilarious Or Horrible?

I’m posting this dress in honor of the fact that May is National Hamburger Month. However, I can’t decide if this dress is kitschy-cute a la Katy Perry or if it’s a badly conceived garment you shouldn’t even wear on … More »

You Can Get a Candle That Smells Like Pine, Cherry, Or … White Castle?

You Can Get a Candle That Smells Like Pine, Cherry, Or ... White Castle?

Fast food trying to go high end: it’s officially a trend. First Burger King tried to class it up by adding booze-less brunches in select markets, and now White Castle is releasing their very own scented candle. Nest Fragrances produced … More »