Topic: Han Solo

The Gloss’s 10 Sexiest People Alive

The Gloss's 10 Sexiest People Alive
Han Solo
H Jon Benjamin
Janelle Monae
Aaron Paul
Kristen Stewart

I mean, People magazine is dumb with their little list. They are dumb, and they are consistently wrong, and this premise was already covered very effectively in The B in Apt 23 so I don’t think I need to say much more. At TheGloss we really felt we could do this better, unfortunately, we disagreed about pretty much everything, so we’re just going to toss some stuff at you. Also, I’m not very good at graffiti doodles, so, while I see where I was going with the devil horns on Channing Tatum, I’m not so sure about the angel wings.

We have a lot of different people, because unlike People, we accept all kinds. Also, I’m not going to tell you which writers came up with which people, because, hive mind. More »

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Han Solo. Luke Skywalker. Darth Vader.

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Han Solo. Luke Skywalker. Darth Vader.

May 4th was Star Wars day–”May the fourth be with you”–and editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff should have done a Star Wars-themed post but they didn’t! Instead, they let their ideas ripen! If you need a refresher on how to play Fuck Marry Kill, well, that sure surprises us, but here’s one anyway. Today’s players are the original trilogy’s protagonists as well as the Big Bad. More »