Topic: Hangovers

The 10 Stages Of Hungover Parenting

The 10 Stages Of Hungover Parenting

1. The Wake Up

Head pounding, room spinning, wake up, groggily putting pieces together after debauchery of last night’s birthday celebration. Naked in bed. My fiancé beside me. Memory flash of him picking me up off of hallway entrance floor last night, carrying me upstairs, undressing me like a baby. OMG! FUCK! I have a baby! Dear god, what kind of mother am I? More »

Makeup Inspired By: The Hangover, And All Hangovers I Have Had

Makeup Inspired By: The Hangover, And All Hangovers I Have Had

I get the question, “How do I cover up my hangover with makeup?” probably once a week. Now, I have admittedly had a lot of hangovers in my life. I’ve always hung out with a lot of people who possessed the “work hard, party hard, pass out hard for like three days” mentality, I was in a fraternity in college and I just really loved appletinis for a minute or ten.

As a result of this and in honor of The Hangover Part III, my tutorial today will revolve around making yourself look more hungover (maybe you need to pretend to your frat bros that you weren’t just drinking Sprite last night, I don’t know), as well as how to cover the grossness up. More »

Ready-To-Click: Posh Pops

Ready-To-Click: Posh Pops

Victoria Beckham had herself a baby. -Styleite

Oh! So did Kate Hudson. -The Frisky

De-puff eyes, moisturize: 5 of the beauty industry’s best hangover cures. -Refinery 29

How an iPad will help you find that perfect haircut. -The High Low

Jessica Simpson‘s style evolution. -StyleList

The same 10 pairs of jeans in every lady’s closet. -College Candy

8 little white dresses for summer. -Betty Confidential

Public service announcement: how to apply foundation correctly. -Birchbox

Ready-to-Click: Dame Viv Says Men Have It Rough

Ready-to-Click: Dame Viv Says Men Have It Rough

Vivienne Westwood thinks men are “much more insecure than women.” -Styleite

Useful video tutorial: how to conceal a hangover with makeup. -StyleList

Do relationships destroy any and all weight loss goals? Yes…? -YourTango

Things everyone seemed to know at NYFW: how to wear a maxi skirt. -Refinery29

Video of a silent John Galliano getting heckled at LAX. -Fashionologie

Christian Louboutin suing another company (last week was YSL) over red soles. -WWD More »

The Hangover: Beauty Advantages of the Morning After

The Hangover: Beauty Advantages of the Morning After

It’s Sunday morning a little before noon. You roll over to see the sun peering in through your window, and your head is pounding. You recall the events from the night before in mismatched pieces, along with puddles of agony knowing you probably did and said too many things you really shouldn’t have. You’re still in your dress from Saturday night; hell, you’ve actually been wearing it since Friday, but honestly, you haven’t had time to change with your social calendar. You remember, barely, consuming mozzarella sticks at a diner shortly before 5 AM, and you’re pretty sure if you move too fast, you’ll be face to face with the remnants of them either on your floor, or if timing allows, in your toilet. Your hot pink polka-dotted boy shorts are still barely hanging around one of your ankles, and based on the guttural snoring of someone else in your room, you got lucky (you think). Yep, you’re hungover…congratulations! No big deal! Being hungover can be pretty – no, seriously, I speak from experience. More »