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1. The Wake Up
Head pounding, room spinning, wake up, groggily putting pieces together after debauchery of last night’s birthday celebration. Naked in bed. My fiancé beside me. Memory flash of him picking me up off of hallway entrance floor last night, carrying me upstairs, undressing me like a baby. OMG! FUCK! I have a baby! Dear god, what kind of mother am I? More
I get the question, “How do I cover up my hangover with makeup?” probably once a week. Now, I have admittedly had a lot of hangovers in my life. I’ve always hung out with a lot of people who possessed the “work hard, party hard, pass out hard for like three days” mentality, I was in a fraternity in college and I just really loved appletinis for a minute or ten.
As a result of this and in honor of The Hangover Part III, my tutorial today will revolve around making yourself look more hungover (maybe you need to pretend to your frat bros that you weren’t just drinking Sprite last night, I don’t know), as well as how to cover the grossness up. More
New Year’s Eve hilarity and hangovers seem to go hand in hand. Even if you promise yourself that you won’t drink that much, there’s still a good chance you will. It’s the end of year after all, and depending on what it had to offer, you may either want to forget it via a vodka haze or celebrate it with several whiskey shots on you. More
Victoria Beckham had herself a baby. -Styleite
Oh! So did Kate Hudson. -The Frisky
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Public service announcement: how to apply foundation correctly. -Birchbox
Vivienne Westwood thinks men are “much more insecure than women.” -Styleite
Useful video tutorial: how to conceal a hangover with makeup. -StyleList
Do relationships destroy any and all weight loss goals? Yes…? -YourTango
Things everyone seemed to know at NYFW: how to wear a maxi skirt. -Refinery29
Video of a silent John Galliano getting heckled at LAX. -Fashionologie
Lillian Bassman captures how a champagne hangover feels.
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It’s Sunday morning a little before noon. You roll over to see the sun peering in through your window, and your head is pounding. You recall the events from the night before in mismatched pieces, along with puddles of agony knowing you probably did and said too many things you really shouldn’t have. You’re still in your dress from Saturday night; hell, you’ve actually been wearing it since Friday, but honestly, you haven’t had time to change with your social calendar. You remember, barely, consuming mozzarella sticks at a diner shortly before 5 AM, and you’re pretty sure if you move too fast, you’ll be face to face with the remnants of them either on your floor, or if timing allows, in your toilet. Your hot pink polka-dotted boy shorts are still barely hanging around one of your ankles, and based on the guttural snoring of someone else in your room, you got lucky (you think). Yep, you’re hungover…congratulations! No big deal! Being hungover can be pretty – no, seriously, I speak from experience. More
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