If you’re bored of Lindsay Lohan‘s nipples and Kim Kardashian‘s pantilessness, don’t fret– here’s the only selfie you need to see today. More
Honey Boo Boo reveals her celebrity crush: Justin Bieber. I’m reporting on this because the world is doomed and I want you to know. More
Jennifer: Do you want a boy of a girl? Don’t say you want something healthy. Take it as a given that your baby is going to be a mutant who shoots lasers out of its eyeballs. So, very healthy. More
With apologies to Richard Connell.
“Off to the right–somewhere–is a large island,” said Whitney. “It’s rather a mystery–”
“What island is it?” Renee asked.
“The old charts call it `Authoress Island,”‘ Whitney replied.” A suggestive name, isn’t it? Sailors have a curious dread of the place. I don’t know why. Some superstition–” More
Is your vagina dying right now!? Olivia Wilde is here to help. More
It’s safe to say we’re pretty excited for the release of Perks Of Being A Wallflower. Emma Watson and Ezra Miller are two of our favorites and we’re very interested to see how they are in this new film based … More
Look, obviously Ravenclaw has the smartest ensemble. More
Any Emma Watson fans among you will be thrilled to know that the trailer for her first post-Potter movie is now upon us. More
NO ONE LIKES YOU, IF YOU’RE A WRITER. ‘TIS FACT. More
I’m going to walk through so many men’s locker rooms! More
We’ve seen a lot of iterations of Emma Watson. More
Emma Watson is really kind of awesome. More
A really good-looking normal person, but still. More