Topic: Harry Styles

One Direction’s Harry Styles Says Twerking Promotes Promiscuity, Is “Quite Inappropriate”

One Direction's Harry Styles Says Twerking Promotes Promiscuity, Is "Quite Inappropriate"

If a post is published on the internet and the headline doesn’t include the word “twerk” (or variations therefor), did it even exist?

…No. In fact, the only thing better than a headline with the word “twerk” in it right now is a headline with the word “twerk” and the name “Harry Styles.”

…The only conceivable headline better than that would be something along the lines of “One Direction’s Harry Styles Twerks On Anti-Aging Miracle, Flaunts Stunning Weight Loss: Penis Enlargement.” But… we make do. More »

Harry Styles Stands Up For Gay Rights, Gives Me An Equality Boner

Harry Styles Stands Up For Gay Rights, Gives Me An Equality Boner

Y’know, for a nineteen-year old famous kid, Harry Styles has it together pretty hard. I think I recall comparing him to Justin Bieber five hundred to a thousand times in the past, but it’s becoming more and more clear to me that Harry is the vastly preferable of the two. I both regret and rescind those statements, and I hope you’ll accept my apologies. This is the first mistake I’ve ever made, obviously, so I hope you can show a little empathy. More »