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Topic: hate twilight

Random Outfit of the Day: Beth Ditto Clearly Wants to Be In Our Vampire Gallery

Random Outfit of the Day: Beth Ditto Clearly Wants to Be In Our Vampire Gallery

We would be honored to include you in our hot vampire gallery, Beth Ditto. However, it appears that you are outdoors during daylight hours, which goes against the prerequisites for vampire qualification. You should feel free to resubmit your application … More »

Gallery: 10 Vampires More Dateable Than Edward Cullen (Find Which One Is Right For You!)

Gallery: 10 Vampires More Dateable Than Edward Cullen (Find Which One Is Right For You!)

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Spike%20From%20Buffy%20The%20Vampire%20Slayer

Baranabas%20Collins%20from%20Dark%20Shadows

Damon%20from%20The%20Vampire%20Diaries

Bill%20Compton%20from%20True%20Blood

Okay, it’s true that I’ve only seen about one quarter of the Twilight movie. Maybe that’s because I don’t find Edward’s brooding and staring and not-having-sex-ness all that appealing. Since I’ve already seen A Summer Place, I didn’t feel a … More »