Wed Bed Dead: Would You Sleep With A Mummy For Ancient Egyptian Sex Gossip?
Award Winning Children’s Author Says We Need YA Sex Scenes To Keep Kids From Copying The Sex In Porn
Couples Swap Makeup Routines For Powerful Art Project Examining Gender
Shelved Dolls:Patricia Highsmith – Hated Her Mother, Hated People, Loved Fictional Murders
Porn Star Suing Fellow Porn Star For Failing To Disclose HIV-Positive Status
Prepare To Be Offended By “Anti-Pervert Stockings”
In the course of my past two years covering health and wellness issues for Blisstree, I’ve often been surprised by what draws vitriol and what doesn’t. Time and again—be it with my own or my co-writers’ posts—the ones I fear may stir anger never do; and those I’d never have suspected provoke intense scorn. More
You know what’s a great way to get people to stop liking you? Tell them to go on a diet. More
Michael Douglas has been cancer-free for more than two years–but while fulfilling a recent promotional duty for his Liberace biopic Behind the Candelabra, the actor proved to be surprisingly frank about his diagnosis. Douglas, 68, recently revealed that it was oral sex–not usual suspects smoking or drinking–that caused him to develop a “walnut-size” tumor in the back of his throat. More
Please, please, please, can Gwyneth Paltrow promise not to come up with a kids self-tanning line? And can Tan Mom not hear about this and do the same (except not organic and possibly made of Popov with bronzer in it)? Thanks! More
About two months ago, I started suffering from daily, brain-melting migraines. I’d had migraines before, but never with the same frequency and intensity as these. After a week or so of Advil, long naps, and trying to make my anxiety medication a migraine cure, I dragged myself to my expensive-ass doctor.
Today in products you probably don’t need: “Healthy Hoohoo” wipes, a new line of feminine hygiene wipes that are “great for travel, camping, yoga or after a fun day at the beach,” according to the press release I just received (title: Be prepared this summer). More
Go inside! Go inside quickly! Your skin is frying, and you will get wrinkles and die. And no, it does not matter that you are using a sunscreen that says it’s SPF 100. Sadly, it turns out that is just something of a gimmick, and not something that would, say, effectively protect a vampire from the sun (I think that is why I run into so few vampires. That, and they’re shy). More
You know how we are always doing “what your… says about you?” Of course you do. They are practically my favorite thing to do. Cosmopolitan has clearly stolen this idea from us, and they are telling you what your menstrual cramps are trying to communicate. Your menstrual cramps are saying that you are dying, probably. Some spoilers, and I’m going to fill in the details they forgot: More
CVS is now forcing employees to submit their BMI for health benefits, so I guess you can buy potato chips and sinus medication from the most beautiful person possible. That’s a thing people look for. More
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
You know you’re going to drink more than you say you will, so you might as well start prepping now for tomorrow. More
INT. WHITE ROOM
MARY (a serene-looking woman of about 40)
faces the camera.
MARY
This is Christina.
A picture of CHRISTINE (young, smiling woman)
fills the screen.
MARY
Three years ago, Christina was
diagnosed with a rare form of
blood cancer. Doctors gave her
only months to live. Then she
found St. James Hospital.
A picture of an impressively modern hospital. Sleek. More
Red wine can definitely fight the effects of aging.
Red wine will clear up your acne, but it will replace the acne with migraines.
Red wine will enable you to “have it all” but it will give your children autism. If your children already have autism, it will give them a peanut allergy. If your children already have a peanut allergy, it will turn them into human-sized dragonflies.
Red wine is the winning taste in the 2013 Do Us a Flavor Lay’s Potato Chip flavor contest. More
INT. DAY. GYM.
Assorted WOMEN in workout clothes climb stepping machines in the background. A LUNKHEAD benches carefully in the free weights area. A class of PILATES ENTHUSIASTS unrolls their mats as a smiling YOUNG WOMAN steps into view and addresses the camera.
WOMAN
Welcome to Ironside Fitness.
She walks past a middle-aged woman concentrating on a set of lat pulldowns and gives her a high-five. More
You’ll never dance the same way again after this lesson… More
