A lot of women are down with certain aspects of maintaining conventional female beauty–makeup, hair–but can’t stand others. One of the most polarizing aspects are, of course, high heels: they’re either glamorous and wonderful and add height and lengthen legs… … More
Or am I just fashion challenged? There are two options, and two options only.
Also, it should be noted that my sense of style is not what one might call “good.” More
From how he wears high heels to being a solid advocate, everyone’s middle-favorite Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean is now officially awesome again. More
Women may think they dress for themselves, but they should stop being so delusional (all that probiotic yogurt is clogging up the reasonable faculties).
Ladies: you’re all straight, you’re all pathologically insecure, and you all select shoes based on what straight men will think makes you more fuckable. Which is to say, put down the espadrilles, girl! More
You know how high heels are really bad for your feet? Well, one bar thinks that you should be required to harm your feet in order to get through their doors! Cool, right? ProAbition, a self-proclaimed “UltraLounge” in Riverside, California, put out a flier on Facebook to encourage people to attend their 1920s-themed opening night. On it, they included a guide for how customers should dress. More
Kate Middleton didn’t spend yesterday like a lot of people (wearing those obnoxious green martian antennae and screaming through their vomit in public to the disgust and ire of rational humans everywhere). More
Wearing heels are your key to being more attractive. Fact. More
Generally, when we think of high heels, we think that they should not be worn with socks. Right? That’s kind of part of the whole deal? More
What fresh hell is this? More
We’re hard pressed to find too many details about these shoes, but just know that they exist and that they have full-on replicas of Tyrannosaurus Rex’s on the back of them. More
To “evoke lightness” (but definitely not subtlety) Louboutin made the 120-millimeter heels out of white lace and Swarovski crystals (which are like rich people ketchup, basically). Then he added some butterflies because butterflies are feminine and shit. More
So, two things: 1) Disney is rereleasing Cinderella on Blu-ray and DVD this fall (the vault is a harsh mistress) and 2) they’ve teamed up with Christian Louboutin to create some real glass slippers. The designer will “put his own ‘magic touch’ on the shoes,” which we take to mean “a red sole.” More
This new statement shoe from Prada costs $900 and smokes cigarettes in public places. More
Remember when Kanye West presented his womenswear collection, amid so much hype and self-love, only to watch fashion critics everywhere sharpen their claws across his hubristic asshole? That was a lot of fun. Well, the famed Colette boutique in Paris has ordered the collection’s beaded heels, designed in collaboration with Giuseppe Zanotti. More