Topic: Heidi Montag

Paris Hilton’s Sexiest Sexy Halloween Costumes, A Retrospective

Paris Hilton's Sexiest Sexy Halloween Costumes, A Retrospective

While low hanging fruit like Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag are also known for their love of sexy Halloween costumes, all are but pawns in the court of Paris Hilton–the Queen of the Sexy Halloween costumes (no, seriously, she even went as a Sexy Queen of Hearts once). In fact, it’s not Halloween for Hilton unless there’s visible garter belt.

Let’s take a look at some of her Sexy Halloween Costume greatest hits… More »

25 Ridiculous Celebrity Sexy Halloween Costumes

25 Ridiculous Celebrity Sexy Halloween Costumes

For many of us, Halloween is a time for making the most minimal effort possible to find a costume and proceed to get drunk in it. For celebrities, however, it’s a chance to be photographed, to feel validated, to bask in the attention of the little people.

…And the quickest, easiest way to do so involves a garter belt (or a nipple pasty). Here are 25 (deeply ridiculous) celebrity sexy Halloween costumes. More »

Chin Implants Are The New Boob Jobs

Chin Implants Are The New Boob Jobs

Thought about a chin implant? Sure you have. Probably during all those times you’ve been sitting around to yourself thinking “yes, I’m attractive, but would be considerably more so if I looked exactly like Jay Leno.” But, no, really, chin implants are a real thing that real people are doing. But look, here’s what could happen… More »

Real Talk: Men Tell Us If They Like Fake Breasts

 Real Talk:  Men Tell Us If They Like Fake Breasts

After our poll on plastic surgery yesterday, we thought “but wouldn’t it be weird to be all breast-squeezing and such and then come upon… whatever fake breasts feel like? Bags of sand, maybe? That must be so weird!” We have a hard time describing “foreplay.” But there seem like there are women who want to make a point out of how their breasts are real, so we asked male friends whether or not encountering fake breasts would bother them. Also, whether they feel like bags of sand More »

Hedi Montag Claims She Works Out 14 Hours A Day

Hedi Montag Claims She Works Out 14 Hours A Day

If you look back over the past year or so and reflect, you may realize the tranquility you’ve felt had everything to do with recent memory being largely Heidi Montag-free. That’s because Montag and her breasts were recovering from their many trasparently press-baiting cosmetic procedures. However, we’re about to return to a dark time: the reality star tabloid cover head is planning to reenter the public stage. To prepare, she’s working out 14 hours a day. Or she’s a liar. One of those. More »