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Topic: Heidi Montag
Being a relationship does not make you a relationship expert. Do you have a masters degree in the psychology of human relationships? No, so stop giving your friends unsolicited advice. Congratulations. We all fucking hate you. More
Are you in need of love advice from someone who once pretended to hook up with Bruce Jenner‘s son on a soundstage? Sit down and take notes. Lauren Conrad, who’s been married for exactly zero days, has all the answers. More
It’s as scary as it sounds! More
You probably didn’t know this about Heidi Montag, but she’s had a lot of plastic surgery. (I’m sorry to shock you.) The relevant, noteworthy, and respectable “star” is back in the news this week– or at least her breasts are. Montag had her balloons reduced. More
While low hanging fruit like Kim Kardashian and Heidi Montag are also known for their love of sexy Halloween costumes, all are but pawns in the court of Paris Hilton–the Queen of the Sexy Halloween costumes (no, seriously, she even went as a Sexy Queen of Hearts once). In fact, it’s not Halloween for Hilton unless there’s visible garter belt.
Let’s take a look at some of her Sexy Halloween Costume greatest hits… More
For many of us, Halloween is a time for making the most minimal effort possible to find a costume and proceed to get drunk in it. For celebrities, however, it’s a chance to be photographed, to feel validated, to bask in the attention of the little people.
…And the quickest, easiest way to do so involves a garter belt (or a nipple pasty). Here are 25 (deeply ridiculous) celebrity sexy Halloween costumes. More
Thought about a chin implant? Sure you have. Probably during all those times you’ve been sitting around to yourself thinking “yes, I’m attractive, but would be considerably more so if I looked exactly like Jay Leno.” But, no, really, chin implants are a real thing that real people are doing. But look, here’s what could happen… More
I feel like it’s really important to see who the experts are siding with, and to ask the important questions that help us all form our political opinions. So – who is Heidi Montag voting for? More
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Here is the Heidi Montag you all know and
love try to ignore. Click through for her surprisingly normal and human-looking bare(-ish?) face. More
After our poll on plastic surgery yesterday, we thought “but wouldn’t it be weird to be all breast-squeezing and such and then come upon… whatever fake breasts feel like? Bags of sand, maybe? That must be so weird!” We have a hard time describing “foreplay.” But there seem like there are women who want to make a point out of how their breasts are real, so we asked male friends whether or not encountering fake breasts would bother them. Also, whether they feel like bags of sand More
If you look back over the past year or so and reflect, you may realize the tranquility you’ve felt had everything to do with recent memory being largely Heidi Montag-free. That’s because Montag and her breasts were recovering from their many trasparently press-baiting cosmetic procedures. However, we’re about to return to a dark time: the
reality star tabloid cover head is planning to reenter the public stage. To prepare, she’s working out 14 hours a day. Or she’s a liar. One of those. More