Superman Would Be The Worst Boyfriend
Wed Bed Dead: “I’m Going To Marry Will Smith Because His Dog Died And I Feel Bad”
Nigella Lawson’s Husband Photographed Choking Her In Public
Makeup Inspired By: Superman, The Man Of Steel
Marc Jacobs Called Cara Delevingne A Dwarf (And Other Insults For Supermodels)
Why I’m Still Skeptical Of Marriage
Thought about a chin implant? Sure you have. Probably during all those times you’ve been sitting around to yourself thinking “yes, I’m attractive, but would be considerably more so if I looked exactly like Jay Leno.” But, no, really, chin implants are a real thing that real people are doing. But look, here’s what could happen… More
I feel like it’s really important to see who the experts are siding with, and to ask the important questions that help us all form our political opinions. So – who is Heidi Montag voting for? More
Here is the Heidi Montag you all know and love try to ignore. Click through for her surprisingly normal and human-looking bare(-ish?) face. More
After our poll on plastic surgery yesterday, we thought “but wouldn’t it be weird to be all breast-squeezing and such and then come upon… whatever fake breasts feel like? Bags of sand, maybe? That must be so weird!” We have a hard time describing “foreplay.” But there seem like there are women who want to make a point out of how their breasts are real, so we asked male friends whether or not encountering fake breasts would bother them. Also, whether they feel like bags of sand More
Earlier today, we offered up some suggestions for how to show school spirit on the 4th of July. Now, we’re letting you know what to avoid (flag leggings, shoes and, yes, thongs) along with a few famous ladies who took their press-baiting faux-patriotism to ridiculous levels. More
If you look back over the past year or so and reflect, you may realize the tranquility you’ve felt had everything to do with recent memory being largely Heidi Montag-free. That’s because Montag and her breasts were recovering from their many trasparently press-baiting cosmetic procedures. However, we’re about to return to a dark time: the reality star tabloid cover head is planning to reenter the public stage. To prepare, she’s working out 14 hours a day. Or she’s a liar. One of those. More
“Oh, my God, girls are so pretty and soft. No stubble burn! What am I doing with guys?” – Rashida Jones, on making out with a girl for her new movie. More
Some people like bandage dresses. Some other people are wrong. More
Earlier, we brought you a poll about belly button showing and I took a stand by claiming that belly buttons have no place off the beach. Here’s a gallery showcasing some of the more regrettable moments in midriff baring, but believe me: the deluge of bad belly button-related ideas was astounding and I may have to do a separate gallery of evening wear only. Ugh. More
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
So. This is a statement shoe (with a statement pricetag). To say nothing of the frighteningly (excessively?) high heel and always-controversial open-toed bootie look, where would you wear such a thing? Here’s a gallery of ideas. Why is this a gallery, you ask? Because I fucking love stock photos. More
Oh… My… God. More
The 2009 report from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons is in (the 2010 report has not yet been released). More
Breaking up is hard to do. Sometimes it’s so hard that the only logical conclusion is getting back together. These ten couples called off the divorce and decided to give it one more try – with mixed results. More
It seems like every few weeks I see another reality television D-Lister or fratty D-bag in Ed Hardy merchandise. Every time I am absolutely shocked that the brand hasn’t snail-slimed into obscurity like its douchewear ancestor, Von Dutch. Instead, it has become a critical part More
