Ever found yourself in the awkward position of discussing big names in the fashion industry… and realizing you don’t know how to pronounce them? More
It’s like The Gromble, but way, way worse. More
You’ve been waiting your entire life to see what crazy thing Kanye West gave Kim Kardashian for Christmas, and the shock is going to be worth the wait. More
. And that’s how they’ll continue to celebrate, we bet, until Hermes starts stitching crude portraits onto Birkins. More
We are not too cool for mini golf when the terrain is made of jewelry. More
Hermès insists it “can be used for play”–and thank fucking god for that. Who’d want a branded blue basketball museum piece?
…Well, the sort of person who’d want a Chanel surfboard, probably, or a Louis Vuitton soccer ball or an Alexander Wang jump rope. Which all exist, obviously–and there’s more in the gallery ahead. More
Sure, they’re pretty fresh as far as roller skates go, but do you really fancy yourself the sort of person who pays $1200 for fucking roller skates? If so, you might want to sit quietly somewhere, and think about your choices. More
To a couture buyer, of all people. More
LVMH says it came by its Hermès shares “unexpectedly,” but now it’s bought even more. More
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Madonna was right: “We are living in a material world…” More
What’s the most you could envision someone charging for a t-shirt? $50? $100? $1,000 for a really, really nice one made by a pointlessly expensive luxury brand? Take that last number and multiply it by about ninety, and you will arrive at the answer to that question. More
That’s all? More
Maybe if you’re an emotionally imbalanced former child star, your dreams look something like this. More