Topic: high school

Racist Teens Create ‘White Girls Club’ To Stop Obvious Oppression Of Caucasian People

Racist Teens Create 'White Girls Club' To Stop Obvious Oppression Of Caucasian People

What is going on with high schools these days? First, the whole “not having integrated prom in 2013” thing and now, students apparently feel the need to make clubs based on being caucasian and the apparent oppression that accompanies being caucasian and how awful it is to exist as a caucasian person in a world full of – gasp — acceptance of others. More »

Illustrated Guide: 10 Things You Need To Know About Prom (From Someone Who Never Went)

Illustrated Guide: 10 Things You Need To Know About Prom (From Someone Who Never Went)

Prom is a formal event for high school students that takes place near the end of senior year… but it’s so much more than that. Prom is also a very important event in a young woman’s life. You might say it’s the most important thing she ever does (besides get married, obviously).

Here’s a true testament to the massive significance of prom: I know everything about it and I didn’t even go*. Prom’s influence is so far-reaching, so pervasive, so unquantifiable that I know pretty much all there is to know about it, thanks to pop culture. Here, I’ve helpfully narrowed down the 10 most important things about prom in one helpful Illustrated Guide. More »

The Six Girls You Meet At Prom

The Six Girls You Meet At Prom

Look, we know that you just wanted a quiet night reading Proust at home, but you got seduced into this Prom thing, mostly because of the dresses. Maybe a little bit because Carrie made you believe that it would be the night you’d finally get telekinetic powers. That probably didn’t happen (did it? Come help us build a fire, Jack London scares us more than you ever will). No. And maybe you didn’t ruin prom, either. But you almost certainly encountered one of the following girls. More »