Topic: holiday-season

8 Slutty Christmas Costumes That Just Make Sense

8 Slutty Christmas Costumes That Just Make Sense

I am a firm believer that every holiday presents the occasion to dress in an awesome slutty costume. Halloween? Slutty nurse. 4th of July? Slutty Uncle Sam. Columbus Day? Slutty explorer, duh. It’s so easy even a baby could do it—which really isn’t a bad idea. I could dress as a slutty baby for an upcoming baby shower. Why not?
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I Fucking Hate Christmas

I Fucking Hate Christmas

I know this title makes me sound like an absolute Scrooge, but in truth, the first half of A Christmas Carol pretty much sums up how I feel about the holiday 95% of the time. It puts me in a bad mood to know it will arrive soon and I almost always leave it behind with a bad taste in my mouth. More »

How To Avoid Being A Complete Asshole Just Because ‘It’s The Holidays’

How To Avoid Being A Complete Asshole Just Because 'It's The Holidays'

As anybody who has ever worked in food service or retail knows, the holiday season sucks. They just completely and totally suck. You’re overworked, probably underpaid, everybody tips you less because they’re trying to save money — which is understandable but nonetheless very frustrating — and your bosses are constantly stressed out at you. Oh, and people will yell at you. For no reason. Just… no reason. You’ll smile sweetly because you have to, but inside, you will contemplate headbutting them with the strength of 1000 Guy Fieris. More »