Whoever decided the holidays are the most wonderful time of the year has a very generous pharmacist. More
Bring on the metallics, glitter, and cinnamon-flavored booze. It’s holiday party season! More
Love sales on beauty products but hate shopping IRL as much as I do? Check out these Cyber Monday deals on stuff from Kiehl’s, MAC Cosmetics, Ulta, Bumble & Bumble and more that you (or a special recipient for the holidays) will love! More
I’m going to work a Snuggie in here. Do you know why? Because I keep it real. Meanwhile, I’m probably wearing the same Herve Leger dress I always wear. More
I know this title makes me sound like an absolute Scrooge, but in truth, the first half of A Christmas Carol pretty much sums up how I feel about the holiday 95% of the time. It puts me in a bad mood to know it will arrive soon and I almost always leave it behind with a bad taste in my mouth. More
I’m a huge fan of all sorts of booze (if you read my articles frequently, you probably already know this and are rolling your eyes in a pitying way), so the holidays are one of my favorite times because everybody gives you booze. Everybody! Friends, coworkers, neighbors…you always wind up with a ton of bottles of stuff way before Christmas. So why not put some of that to use with a few great recipes for holiday drinks? More
And gifts for everyone! More
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU GUYS! More
I just want to remind you of the spirit of the holiday, like always. Since it seemed contrived and mildly Victoria’s Secret-y to showcase a Native American for Shelved Dolls this week, and since there are no lady Pilgrims, I’m stumped on how to do that. So I’m going to let a little lady named Wednesday Addams explain the true meaning of Thanksgiving for you. Remember: these savages are our guests. It may be helpful to you in the days to come.
At some point you need to realize whiskey can’t solve everything. More
Or probably anyone you know. I can’t believe I have never thought of this: More
Happy Fourth of July, everyone! More
Don’t worry, I remembered to include alcoholics.