Topic: holiday

I Fucking Hate Christmas

I Fucking Hate Christmas

I know this title makes me sound like an absolute Scrooge, but in truth, the first half of A Christmas Carol pretty much sums up how I feel about the holiday 95% of the time. It puts me in a bad mood to know it will arrive soon and I almost always leave it behind with a bad taste in my mouth. More »

Impressive Holiday Cocktails That Do Not Taste Like Goddamn Peppermint

Impressive Holiday Cocktails That Do Not Taste Like Goddamn Peppermint

I’m a huge fan of all sorts of booze (if you read my articles frequently, you probably already know this and are rolling your eyes in a pitying way), so the holidays are one of my favorite times because everybody gives you booze. Everybody! Friends, coworkers, neighbors…you always wind up with a ton of bottles of stuff way before Christmas. So why not put some of that to use with a few great recipes for holiday drinks? More »

The True Meaning Of Thanksgiving

The True Meaning Of Thanksgiving

I just want to remind you of the spirit of the holiday, like always. Since it seemed contrived and mildly Victoria’s Secret-y to showcase a Native American for Shelved Dolls this week, and since there are no lady Pilgrims, I’m stumped on how to do that. So I’m going to let a little lady named Wednesday Addams explain the true meaning of Thanksgiving for you. Remember: these savages are our guests. It may be helpful to you in the days to come.
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