HAPPY THANKSGIVING, YOU GUYS! More
I just want to remind you of the spirit of the holiday, like always. Since it seemed contrived and mildly Victoria’s Secret-y to showcase a Native American for Shelved Dolls this week, and since there are no lady Pilgrims, I’m stumped on how to do that. So I’m going to let a little lady named Wednesday Addams explain the true meaning of Thanksgiving for you. Remember: these savages are our guests. It may be helpful to you in the days to come.
At some point you need to realize whiskey can’t solve everything. More
Or probably anyone you know. I can’t believe I have never thought of this: More
Happy Fourth of July, everyone! More
Don’t worry, I remembered to include alcoholics.
Yes, you do. More
We made you some Valentine’ cards to give to your loved ones. They’re really pretty. You’re probably going to want to print them out so you can get them put onto a cake or something. I mean, not just today. Every day. Forever. You should tear into the temple of doom guy’s face for the entire year, because, dude, that’s what love is. More
New Year’s Eve hilarity and hangovers seem to go hand in hand. Even if you promise yourself that you won’t drink that much, there’s still a good chance you will. It’s the end of year after all, and depending on what it had to offer, you may either want to forget it via a vodka haze or celebrate it with several whiskey shots on you. More
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If you’ve given up the last vestiges of creativity and are just going with sex as an entirely approrpiate, generally appreciated holiday present, we found some things for you to wear. We also found some things for you to not wear, unless you’re the kind of girl who can really make them hilarious, in which case, go for it. More
Really, Christmas is just about taking a trip down memory lane… More
This is the kind of thing we probably wouldn’t have noticed if someone hadn’t circled it in red… More
We’ve done a lot of investigative, eggnog fueled research on this. If you can find all 7 guys personality types at a holiday party, just scream “bingo” or something. We’ll be there. We’ll get it. We’ll think it’s hilarious. More