Topic: holiday

Please Bake Us Some Christmas Pancakes

Please Bake Us Some Christmas Pancakes

Because you don’t have any gifts to buy or holiday shopping to do, right? No? Cool! Here is a recipe we just received for the most festive holiday pancakes in the entire world. You can tell they are festive because they have candy cane on them and the spirit of Christmas (it’s red and white) baked right in there. More »

Where Does Your Boyfriend Fall On The Christmas Personality Scale?

Where Does Your Boyfriend Fall On The Christmas Personality Scale?

Since we’ve already categorized where lady stereotypes fall in terms of New Years Eve (the movie) we figured we could also classify where your boyfriend’s personality falls on the spectrum of holiday figures. Check our guide to make sure your boyfriend’s personality is in the list, because people are not unique or individual in any way, and if he’s not there, he is a robot.[ More »

The 8 Female Stereotypes You’ll Encounter In New Year’s Eve

The 8 Female Stereotypes You'll Encounter In New Year's Eve

Banana Republic invited us to a screening of the upcoming movie New Years Eve, which we liked more than we expected, despite , you know, a lot of emotionally manipulative factors. We’re going to be honest, when Michelle Pfieffer’s character resolved to “save a life” and she adopted an adorable puppy from a shelter we burst into tears. And there was completely unexpected Alyssa Milano appearance which was great! But we still found time to play “spot the female stereotypes!” Ready for them? Here are the women you will see: More »

You Need A Drink: A Guide To How Much You Can Drink At Your Holiday Office Party

You Need A Drink: A Guide To How Much You Can Drink At Your Holiday Office Party

What like most about this chart on how much to drink at your holiday office party is that, regardless of whether you work at a cool or uncool company, that company will be providing a full open bar with some sort of pina coladas? Some sort of blue substance in a funny shaped glass, anyway. We know it’s fun because of the umbrella. And a cactus in a shot glass, maybe? Whatever. All of these companies are cool because they seemingly still have holiday party funds and are not making you stick to white wine spritzers. Go out and drink like you’re skilled labor. More »