High-five! You finally get to share a bed with your boyfriend while at mom and dad’s for the weekend! So, obviously you’re going to have to sex, too. More
You may be single today, on Valentine’s Day, and be fine with it. You may be single today and feeling like the world is filled with menace and terror. You may be in love today and doing nothing. You may be in love today and doing skywriting for your beloved. You maybe in love today and be being smug, and menacing.
Regardless of that, I think there are some things that everyone can get together and acknowledge are pretty good about Valentine’s day. Namely: More
Happy Australia Day! (The “anniversary of the arrival of the First Fleet of 11 convict ships from Great Britain, and the raising of the Union Jack at Sydney Cove by its commander Captain Arthur Phillip, in 1788,” in case you didn’t know.) Who is 2013′s Australian of the year? It’s Ida Buttrose, founder of Cleo Magazine and president of Alzheimer’s Australia. More
I mean, Snooki‘s resolutions themselves aren’t that strange. It’s the order in which they occur that is strange. More
And it’s not just because your family ran out of whisky, is it? More
Here. I just made being creative a little bit easier when it comes to all that leftover wrapping paper. More
What makes Christmastime less stressful? Roleplaying. Yes: Sexy. Christmas. Roleplaying. Grab your sexiest antlers and meet me in the bedroom. More
How badly were the home alone burglars injured? A medical expert explains. More
Hello, my name is Jamie Peck, and I am a Jew who loves Christmas. More
As anybody who has ever worked in food service or retail knows, the holiday season sucks. They just completely and totally suck. You’re overworked, probably underpaid, everybody tips you less because they’re trying to save money — which is understandable but nonetheless very frustrating — and your bosses are constantly stressed out at you. Oh, and people will yell at you. For no reason. Just… no reason. You’ll smile sweetly because you have to, but inside, you will contemplate headbutting them with the strength of 1000 Guy Fieris. More
The Kardashians: Worse than ever. More
In some parts of Italy, most notably Marche, Umbria and Lazio, there is a female version of Santa Claus named La Befana. Do you know why she is better than Santa Claus?
Oh, I am here to tell you! More
It’s Monday a week before the holidays and I know you probably still have a hangover from the weekend. I mean, maybe not. I don’t know. I don’t know your life. But if you are – or plan to be anytime in the next few weeks – I have a food that will stop you from feeling like you are going to die. More