Topic: Holidays

5 Things About Valentine’s Day I Think Everyone Can Acknowledge Are Good

5 Things About Valentine's Day I Think Everyone Can Acknowledge Are Good

You may be single today, on Valentine’s Day, and be fine with it. You may be single today and feeling like the world is filled with menace and terror. You may be in love today and doing nothing. You may be in love today and doing skywriting for your beloved. You maybe in love today and be being smug, and menacing.

Regardless of that, I think there are some things that everyone can get together and acknowledge are pretty good about Valentine’s day. Namely: More »

How To Avoid Being A Complete Asshole Just Because ‘It’s The Holidays’

How To Avoid Being A Complete Asshole Just Because 'It's The Holidays'

As anybody who has ever worked in food service or retail knows, the holiday season sucks. They just completely and totally suck. You’re overworked, probably underpaid, everybody tips you less because they’re trying to save money — which is understandable but nonetheless very frustrating — and your bosses are constantly stressed out at you. Oh, and people will yell at you. For no reason. Just… no reason. You’ll smile sweetly because you have to, but inside, you will contemplate headbutting them with the strength of 1000 Guy Fieris. More »

Here Is Your Holiday Hangover Cure

Here Is Your Holiday Hangover Cure

It’s Monday a week before the holidays and I know you probably still have a hangover from the weekend. I mean, maybe not. I don’t know. I don’t know your life. But if you are – or plan to be anytime in the next few weeks – I have a food that will stop you from feeling like you are going to die. More »