Should I put my framed records above the haunted staircase or will that be reserved for portraits of the people lobotomized here? More
So, a friend gave me a birdcage, probably because I said “I want a birdcage.” More
Lindsay Lohan’s apartment, to be featured on Million Dollar Decorators, is just really sad. More
I just want to remind you of the spirit of the holiday, like always. Since it seemed contrived and mildly Victoria’s Secret-y to showcase a Native American for Shelved Dolls this week, and since there are no lady Pilgrims, I’m stumped on how to do that. So I’m going to let a little lady named Wednesday Addams explain the true meaning of Thanksgiving for you. Remember: these savages are our guests. It may be helpful to you in the days to come.
Look, I just thought you guys should know.
The next time you use Airbnb to sublet your apartment when you’re out of town, just remember to ask if whoever is renting will be using it as a brothel for a few weeks. I mean, also ask them if they’re a meth user, but incorporate “enterprising brothel owner” into your questions if that would trouble you. Or people will run a brothel out of your home, and you will only find out about it via police note upon your return. According to The Kernel: More
Justin TimberlakeÂ has designed a line of home decor because OF FUCKING COURSE HE HAS. The collection–for HomeMint–was designed in collaboration withÂ stylist and designer Estee Stanley. As for Justin’s storied design background, ElleDecorÂ ominouslyÂ describes his role in both a design and “curatorial” capacity. Did you guys know the word curate doesn’t fucking mean anything anymore? Sorry, people who work in museums. Let’s look at Timberlake’s designed/curated plates. More
Sometimes, when you’re Christian Louboutin, you just need to relax. Just not think about shoes, or feet, or fucking red soles for five seconds, and be calm. More
Coincidentally, the spread hits newsstands just as the couple is selling their house. More
Ever wonder what a fashion insider’s home looks like? More
No, it really will. More
I am looking at this chart and it is stressing me out. More
Do you want to be like Simone de Beauvoir and Sartre? Or are you more into being June Cleaver and… that husband of hers, the one who was always coming back form work? Is your idea of romance discussing business … More
If you’ve ever walked into someone’s apartment and thought, “this living room is effing awesome,” perhaps you’ve wondered how you yourself could go about having such a lovely parlour. More
Your home, like your person, can have too much pink. More