Topic: Hot Men

Gallery: Michael Fassbender Continues To Play A Sex Addict In GQ Editorial

Gallery: Michael Fassbender Continues To Play A Sex Addict In GQ Editorial

Michael “Magnificent Penis” Fassbender is the dashing cover model of GQ‘s June issue, which promises to teach readers (with Fassbender’s help) how to “amp up your sex appeal.” (Wear nicer clothes, preferably the ones advertised in the magazine, is the basic jist of it.) But is the Fassbender we see in the cover editorial really a suave man worthy of emulation, or a Shame-type sex addict trapped in the darkest depths of desperation? Let’s take a look. More »

James Garfield vs. Andrew Garfield vs. Garfield

James Garfield vs. Andrew Garfield vs. Garfield

It’s an oft repeated maxim in our culture that power is sexy. However, in recent years the twin allures of looks and celebrity have threatened to surpass that of political achievement in terms of Net Groupie Attracting Ability (NGAA) for our male public figures. To examine this shift in greater sociological detail, I’ve constructed a “Who’d You Rather” for the ages in which 20th US president James Garfield must compete against two other great Garfields: Andrew, and The Cat. More »

Gallery: Let’s All Look At Esquire‘s Sexy Photos Of Jon Hamm

Gallery: Let's All Look At Esquire's Sexy Photos Of Jon Hamm

As of 5:50pm today, it appears that more of you would rather go home with Jon Hamm than Ryan Gosling, if both of them were hitting on you in a bar at closing time and not all of you were down for a threesome. Personally, I’d choose Gosling, but I guess some women are still turned on by that whole “brooding caveman in a suit who might sexually assault you in a restaurant” schtick, so I understand. (I have trouble separating Jon Hamm from Don Draper.) Anyway, that Esquire profile that Jennifer mentioned contains lots of sexy photos of Jon Hamm, so here they are. I’ve appended some of the article’s more hilarious lines. More »