The temperatures are rising and that means we can’t hide under tracksuits all the time when we work out. The gym might have climate control, but if you’re exercising outside, you’ll soon be breaking a sweat from the sun and from your work out. It’s important to adjust your activewear wardrobe for the weather. You need to stay cool, dry, hydrated and cute. We know you like to look good when you exercise. More
My husband and I are about to celebrate our third wedding anniversary, something that we usually celebrate with an emphatic high five and a loud, “Boom! In your face, haters!” in lieu of spending a metric asston of money. More
25 of the hottest athletes from Sochi (aka crush-worthy Olympians that I’d like to be mine, Valentine). By the way, this was incredibly challenging, who knew there were so many beautiful athletes? More
Nothing says happy hump day (or operation: commence New Year’s gym resolution) like pictures of Sofia Vergara in a (thong) bikini. Seriously. Bombshell. More
Not only is Grant Hazell a policeman in Perth, Australia, he’s also a professional Ryan Gosling lookalike. And yes, he’s really, really, ridiculously good looking. More
Remember those three guys who were reportedly so attractive that they had to be removed from the Jenadrivah Heritage and Cultural Festival, and deported from Saudi Arabia? The trio were attending the festival, but were kicked out for allegedly really, really ridiculously good looking.
Well, here’s one of ‘em. Meet Omar Borkan Al Gala. More
Hey bitches, let’s talk about dressing sexy! This week on Upfront With Mari, your host of never-ending knowledge Mari Correa is here to answer one of our wonderful reader’s questions. Julie asks, “How do you dress sexy without looking slutty?” More
You know how sometimes you’re out at, I don’t know, a company picnic, and two men just break out into fisticuffs over you? Suddenly they just begin pummeling one another for your love? And they call one another rapscallions? And roustabouts?
I’ve never been to a company picnic. It seems like the kind of thing that might happen. With the right crudites, anything can happen.
Anyhow, wouldn’t it be great if, instead of just using their tiny primitive fists, those men drew swords, or, hell, pearl handled revolvers and just began… oh. Then they’d die, probably.
Okay, we started this fun new column in a dark place, apparently. More
This morning, Deputy Editor Ashley Cardiff noticed that Mitt Romney’s hot son, Craig Romney, was distractingly handsome. I immediately felt sad, because probably, once I marry him, it is going to be awkward the way I did not vote for his dad. If all the Mitt Romney/liberal posts on the site disappear one day and are replaced by Ronald Reagan swimsuit photos, that’s what happened. I’m dating Craig Romney. More
Sexy, sexy, sexy, hot, hot, hot Victorian criminals. More
God, this again. Will women ever stop being punished in the workplace for their incredible beauty? No, I guess not. EVERYONE RUB SOOT ON YOUR FACES RIGHT NOW. More
She does so convincingly. More
Perhaps you have been reading our American Psycho debate and thinking “Oh, God, I really want to bang Patrick Bateman.” I understand! I make bad choices, too! Christian Bale’s abs are ridiculous! There are a lot of bangable villains out there, but they’re not like heroes. They’re not just going to hunt you down in a tower, except for the times they will, with a machete, probably. The other times, you’re going to have to use all of your lady wiles to seduce them. Here’s how:
It takes a certain kind of lady to think it wise to wear a leather vest in the middle of summer. More