Remember those three guys who were reportedly so attractive that they had to be removed from the Jenadrivah Heritage and Cultural Festival, and deported from Saudi Arabia? The trio were attending the festival, but were kicked out for allegedly really, really ridiculously good looking.
Well, here’s one of ‘em. Meet Omar Borkan Al Gala. More
Hey bitches, let’s talk about dressing sexy! This week on Upfront With Mari, your host of never-ending knowledge Mari Correa is here to answer one of our wonderful reader’s questions. Julie asks, “How do you dress sexy without looking slutty?” More
You know how sometimes you’re out at, I don’t know, a company picnic, and two men just break out into fisticuffs over you? Suddenly they just begin pummeling one another for your love? And they call one another rapscallions? And roustabouts?
I’ve never been to a company picnic. It seems like the kind of thing that might happen. With the right crudites, anything can happen.
Anyhow, wouldn’t it be great if, instead of just using their tiny primitive fists, those men drew swords, or, hell, pearl handled revolvers and just began… oh. Then they’d die, probably.
Okay, we started this fun new column in a dark place, apparently. More
This morning, Deputy Editor Ashley Cardiff noticed that Mitt Romney’s hot son, Craig Romney, was distractingly handsome. I immediately felt sad, because probably, once I marry him, it is going to be awkward the way I did not vote for his dad. If all the Mitt Romney/liberal posts on the site disappear one day and are replaced by Ronald Reagan swimsuit photos, that’s what happened. I’m dating Craig Romney. More
Sexy, sexy, sexy, hot, hot, hot Victorian criminals. More
God, this again. Will women ever stop being punished in the workplace for their incredible beauty? No, I guess not. EVERYONE RUB SOOT ON YOUR FACES RIGHT NOW. More
She does so convincingly. More
Perhaps you have been reading our American Psycho debate and thinking “Oh, God, I really want to bang Patrick Bateman.” I understand! I make bad choices, too! Christian Bale’s abs are ridiculous! There are a lot of bangable villains out there, but they’re not like heroes. They’re not just going to hunt you down in a tower, except for the times they will, with a machete, probably. The other times, you’re going to have to use all of your lady wiles to seduce them. Here’s how:
It takes a certain kind of lady to think it wise to wear a leather vest in the middle of summer. More
Are you thinking “what an incredibly tasteless way to title a post?” Congratulations! You’re sane! Now read what the NY Post‘s Andrea Peyser wrote: More
Inspired by this photo of Ryan Reynolds who claimed to be “mega-awkward”, we thought you might enjoy this gallery of men and women who started out nerdy and became super hot. What we’re saying is we believe all these people have good personalities! Were you mega-awkward? Did you become hot? Is it awesome? What is your personality like? More
GQ ran this interesting article on Middlebrow culture. But since they put up a picture of Bert, I got really confused. Anyhow, I wanted to do a gallery of hot guys with terrible unibrows, but then… these guys are still hot, right? Please check for me. More
If there’s one thing in life that I value, it’s fairness. Justice. The soothing knowledge that everything evens out in the end. More
Are hot women just playing up their nerdy side a little too much? More