As much as you’d like to, you probably can’t get away with wearing jorts and a crop top. More
Remember the blonde dude from O-Town who sang “Liquid Dreams?” Take a look at him now. More
Nick Jonas‘ 12-pack can’t hog all of the attention. More
Who could forget Samantha‘s sexy lover? Check him out now. More
Sorry, Kim Kardashian, no one can compete with hair god Jared Leto. More
RIP Jared Leto‘s Jesus ombre hair. More
The temperatures are rising and that means we can’t hide under tracksuits all the time when we work out. The gym might have climate control, but if you’re exercising outside, you’ll soon be breaking a sweat from the sun and from your work out. It’s important to adjust your activewear wardrobe for the weather. You need to stay cool, dry, hydrated and cute. We know you like to look good when you exercise. More
My husband and I are about to celebrate our third wedding anniversary, something that we usually celebrate with an emphatic high five and a loud, “Boom! In your face, haters!” in lieu of spending a metric asston of money. More
25 of the hottest athletes from Sochi (aka crush-worthy Olympians that I’d like to be mine, Valentine). By the way, this was incredibly challenging, who knew there were so many beautiful athletes? More
Nothing says happy hump day (or operation: commence New Year’s gym resolution) like pictures of Sofia Vergara in a (thong) bikini. Seriously. Bombshell. More
Not only is Grant Hazell a policeman in Perth, Australia, he’s also a professional Ryan Gosling lookalike. And yes, he’s really, really, ridiculously good looking. More
Remember those three guys who were reportedly so attractive that they had to be removed from the Jenadrivah Heritage and Cultural Festival, and deported from Saudi Arabia? The trio were attending the festival, but were kicked out for allegedly really, really ridiculously good looking.
Well, here’s one of ‘em. Meet Omar Borkan Al Gala. More
Hey bitches, let’s talk about dressing sexy! This week on Upfront With Mari, your host of never-ending knowledge Mari Correa is here to answer one of our wonderful reader’s questions. Julie asks, “How do you dress sexy without looking slutty?” More
You know how sometimes you’re out at, I don’t know, a company picnic, and two men just break out into fisticuffs over you? Suddenly they just begin pummeling one another for your love? And they call one another rapscallions? And roustabouts?
I’ve never been to a company picnic. It seems like the kind of thing that might happen. With the right crudites, anything can happen.
Anyhow, wouldn’t it be great if, instead of just using their tiny primitive fists, those men drew swords, or, hell, pearl handled revolvers and just began… oh. Then they’d die, probably.
Okay, we started this fun new column in a dark place, apparently. More