Yup, she’s got a tail. More
Topic: Hugh hefner
Her lack of creativity should surprise no one–but it’s still an inspired choice, combining her love of unapologetically silly sexy Halloween costumes and urgent grasps for relevance. More
After a couple months of speculation, Kate Moss has finally been confirmed for the January/February cover of Playboy–which just so happens to be the 60th anniversary issue.
Why this is a big deal, we’re not entirely sure–Moss has done more nude shoots than just about any model of her profile we can think of and, moreover, plenty of other fashion models have gotten naked for Hugh Hefner‘s equally beloved and reviled lad mag. Let’s take a look!
Ed. Note: The list is obviously not safe for work, because it includes covers of foreign editions of the magazine, which have a devil-may-care attitude about visible breasts. Also, the final entry is disturbing (but censored). More
When attractive women (like Paris Hilton) snuggle up to Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion their time as a sex symbol is either just about to begin, or has just ended. More
Do you have what it takes to time travel back to the 1960s and work as a Playboy bunny in one of the Playboy Club’s numerous classy locations in American and abroad? Find out by reading this retro-riffic recruitment brochure which was circulated by the company in the 1960s. Its requirements include boobs, “proper” proportions, boobs, intelligence and common sense, boobs, a cheerful disposition, boobs, and a readiness to make mad scrilla doing unskilled labor your uglier counterparts will never have access to. Oh, and boobs.
And if this whole thing disgusts you, which it may, just pretend you are Gloria Steinem and you are only filling out this application so you can go undercover and expose Playboy for all the ways it mistreats its foxy workers. Some fantasies are different from others. More
If you, like Kristin Chenoweth, think Hugh Hefner‘s bride-to-be Crystal Harris is marrying Hef not because of true love, but because she’s “the best of gold diggers,” this may give you pause. Apparently, she signed the mother of all prenuptial agreements with him, in which she gets limited benefits in the event of their divorce…or his death. More
Better than Jessica Biel’s, but less appealing than Anne Hathaway’s: Crystal Harris’ pink wedding dress was all sorts of pretty for her marriage to Hef two nights ago. And I am all sorts of excited for this trend of non-white wedding gowns! More
Oh, sparkly! I think I’d rather wear engagement chicken on my finger than have to worry about every single chiffon garment I wear catching on my ridiculously huge ring, but to each her own. More
“She is the best of gold diggers.” More
The other day, Hugh Hefner took a break from motorboating blonde ladies’ boobies and having baby oil orgies while Matlock plays in the background to write what is actually a pretty good editorial in favor of marriage equality for LGBT Americans. I’m sure he worked with an editor on it, but I think it shows he still has some sense rattling around in that greying head of his, despite all the concussions his constant motorboating has given him. More
In news that is kind of surprising: actress and “sizzling bikini shoot” favorite Sherlyn Chopra will be the first Indian Playmate in nearly sixty years of Playboy. She also, reportedly, has the cover. More
I’m thinking apocalyptic cirsumstances, right? More
You know what never goes out of style? Comfort. More