Topic: Hugh hefner

Paris Hilton Is At The Playboy Mansion (This Should Make You Sad)

When attractive women (like Paris Hilton) snuggle up to Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion their time as a sex symbol is either just about to begin, or has just ended. More »

Check Out This Amazing Playboy Bunny Recruitment Brochure From The 1960s

Do you have what it takes to time travel back to the 1960s and work as a Playboy bunny in one of the Playboy Club’s numerous classy locations in American and abroad? Find out by reading this retro-riffic recruitment brochure which was circulated by the company in the 1960s. Its requirements include boobs, “proper” proportions, boobs, intelligence and common sense, boobs, a cheerful disposition, boobs, and a readiness to make mad scrilla doing unskilled labor your uglier counterparts will never have access to. Oh, and boobs.

And if this whole thing disgusts you, which it may, just pretend you are Gloria Steinem and you are only filling out this application so you can go undercover and expose Playboy for all the ways it mistreats its foxy workers. Some fantasies are different from others. More »

Crystal Harris Signed A Fairly Severe Pre-Nup With Hugh Hefner

If you, like Kristin Chenoweth, think Hugh Hefner‘s bride-to-be Crystal Harris is marrying Hef not because of true love, but because she’s “the best of gold diggers,” this may give you pause. Apparently, she signed the mother of all prenuptial agreements with him, in which she gets limited benefits in the event of their divorce…or his death. More »

Crystal Harris’ Pink Wedding Dress & Why Non-White Wedding Gowns Are Awesome

Better than Jessica Biel’s, but less appealing than Anne Hathaway’s: Crystal Harris’ pink wedding dress was all sorts of pretty for her marriage to Hef two nights ago. And I am all sorts of excited for this trend of non-white wedding gowns! More »

Crystal Harris’ Engagement Ring From Hugh Hefner Is As One Might Expect: Enormous

Oh, sparkly! I think I’d rather wear engagement chicken on my finger than have to worry about every single chiffon garment I wear catching on my ridiculously huge ring, but to each her own. More »

Kristin Chenoweth, Others Mock Crystal Harris For Being ‘Gold Digger,’ But Why?

“She is the best of gold diggers.” More »

Hugh Hefner Stops Motorboating Boobs Long Enough To Pen Moving Editorial On Marriage Equality

The other day, Hugh Hefner took a break from motorboating blonde ladies’ boobies and having baby oil orgies while Matlock plays in the background to write what is actually a pretty good editorial in favor of marriage equality for LGBT Americans. I’m sure he worked with an editor on it, but I think it shows he still has some sense rattling around in that greying head of his, despite all the concussions his constant motorboating has given him. More »

Bollywood Actress Sherlyn Chopra Is The First Indian Woman To Pose Nude In Playboy

In news that is kind of surprising: actress and “sizzling bikini shoot” favorite Sherlyn Chopra will be the first Indian Playmate in nearly sixty years of Playboy. She also, reportedly, has the cover. More »