Topic: human barbie

Let’s Compare Valeria Lukyonova, The Human Barbie, To Actual Barbies

Let's Compare Valeria Lukyonova, The Human Barbie, To Actual Barbies

You know, I feel like we call any woman who has had a huge amount of plastic surgery a “human Barbie.” That’s certainly the case with Valeria Lukyonova, the 21 year who has modified herself to look like a living doll. But while she may look more like a doll than any other person, how does she compare to actual barbies? Let’s evaluate pictures from her shoot in V magazine compared to actual Barbies.
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Seven Gifts To Get Your Seven-Year-Old That Are Better Than A Boob Job

Seven Gifts To Get Your Seven-Year-Old That Are Better Than A Boob Job

Self-professed plastic surgery addict and “human Barbie” Sarah Burge is back in the headlines today for giving her seven-year-old child breast implants for her birthday. (Don’t worry, they’re for when she’s older and more mature legally allowed, i.e. when she turns sixteen.) She’s already catching quite a bit of flack for this decision (lord knows why!), so to help her out in the future, I’ve compiled seven things she might consider purchasing for her daughter instead. More »