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Here, we take a look at how stock photos (i.e. their creators) apparently see sex workers. But here is also where I stop being so serious and just make fun of how absurd these are. Okay? Okay.
Allow me to illustrate how all prostitutes are apparently flamingos… More
The Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal Vines are without a doubt the best thing you’ll waste your time watching today. They’re also the best thing to ever happen to the Internet. As in the Internet owes creator Ryan McHenry a big thank you for giving them the extra oomph they so desperately needed on a slow week. They’re silly, they’re nonsensical and they’re addicting to look at. Ryan McHenry (who is now #2 on my list of Internet Strangers I Wouldn’t Mind Procreating With list), came up with the idea to create these ah-mazing vines while eating cereal and watching Ryan Gosling’s rom-com Drive. I never saw it, but from what I hear it might as well have been called The Notebook: Part Deux. More
Do you know about Tinder? It’s a new dating app that’s being billed as “Grindr for straight people,” which is silly because the dating and hook up habits of straight people will never mirror those of gay people so long as women are socialized to want love, men sex, but whatever. Some guys, like my friend [redacted], use it to go on dates that sometimes end in sex because he has a knack for meeting hilarious, weird, sex liking girls. Other, less charming men try to use it like it’s Grindr, with generally poor results. More
If you, like me, enjoy seeing lines from dense theoretical texts you read in college mashed up with the splashy cover stories of Cosmopolitan, then this is the Tumblr for you. More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
But Sam, I hear you softly whimper, won’t that conflict with Vanny’s newest and best project ever, Vanilla Ice Lighting? You know, Sam, the one where he designs affordably sexy fixtures in 24 inch, 28 inch and sconce versions? More
As we all know, it’s up to women to solve the emotional problems of men with our vaginas. More
Because we are all in a state of somber shock still, I thought everyone could use at least a little bit of a smile this morning. Believe me, Alison Brie does it amazingly well. More
Yvonne Brill died on Wednesday at the age of 88. Being an actual rocket scientist, she made incredible contributions to the world we live in and the way we have explored space. But just so you know, she was … More
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If you missed this past weekend’s Saturday Night Live, you could be forgiven; SNL has been wildly uneven as of late. For every funny sketch, there are two or three stinkers. But one area in which they’ve been killing it … More
Director Quentin Tarantino appears to have decided to tackle every human atrocity, beginning with the Holocaust in Inglourious Basterds, and now, in Django Unchained, moving back to slavery. I don’t know about you, but I am very excited for the anachronistic soundtrack that will be featured in his Spanish Inquisition movie. He’s also doing this really, really well. And as with most movies that are done really well, there are moments in Django that are laugh out loud funny. Unfortunately, that means you are probably laughing at someone of some race dying or seeming very likely to die. No matter when you are laughing, you are laughing at the wrong time. It is always the wrong time. It is the wrong time for three hours of this movie. You are having a Django moment.
Here are some solutions to that. More
Let’s be honest, we all wish we knew what the gang would say about iPads and NuvaRing and “Girls.” More
By now, you have probably read that trollsome New York Times article about how a tiny subset of the population (hipsters) is emblematic of a larger first world problem. (No link on purpose!) As with any time a piece of clickbait like that gets lots of play on the internet, my first impulse was to ignore it and go about my life (which is, ironically, rather enriched by irony), but when I realized many of my Facebook friends had found it “food for thought,” I shot myself in the face realized I’d been doing it wrong all along. My ham-fisted efforts at dressing myself and making my friends laugh were undermining the very fabric of society! In an effort to reform my ways, I’ve compiled a list of handy tips for healthy, happy, irony-free living. I hope you will take them into account as you go about your modern life. #authenticity More
A lady in the streets. A freak in the sheets. A jester on the monorail. A bigot on the stairs. A librarian on an airplane. A witch in the elevator. A stripper in the car. A mommyblogger in the bathroom. … More
