Endlessly quotable, infinitely GIFable, hilariously mashable, excellent adaptable – Hocus Pocus is a beloved movie that the majority of us can agree is equal parts hilarious and hokey. But I have questions, guys. A lot of questions. More
From the extremely judgmental to the whiney and weird, finally circling back to creepy panda guys, we’ve got all your least favorite folks for Halloween right here. More
All important lessons can be taught through witches! More
Today in “first world problems you can’t believe exist,” W Magazine published a narrative by Sandra Ballentine on her struggle — yes, struggle — to quit getting blowouts three days a week.
Home girl hasn’t washed in her own hair in twenty f’ing years, guys. More
All-around adorable person Adam Scott went on Conan last night to talk about his new movie A.C.O.D. and ended up talking about penises. It happens to the best of us. A perfectly normal, professional, PG conversation suddenly takes a dong turn somewhere and next thing you know every other word out of your mouth is “penis.” And in Adam’s case the penises are coming out of his mouth and also going in. I’m sorry to put that image in your head, but it’s Adam who created the image and set it free into the world in the first place. More
When good ol’ Amityville becomes an Amityvillain to your love life, you can turn to GhostSingles. More
I come across as more sexually adventurous than I really am, but much to my chagrin, my sexual proclivities lean to the prudish side. Considering my youth (a few weeks away from my 24th birthday,) I suppose I have years and years to learn how to get freaky, but as of now, I keep it vanilla. Not that I haven’t tried doing cool sex stuff–in fact, I’ve been trying to try it in the butt for ages. More
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I’ve dealt with a lot of ignorance in my lifetime when it comes to being black, most of which were from friends, fellow students or adults who I thought would know better.
Fun fact: They don’t. More
As an avid advocate for masturbation, I am neither ashamed nor conflicted regarding its greatness. I think it’s important to have a healthy relationship with your body, particularly when it comes to your good ol’ genitals. So, why am I constantly having incredibly bizarre thoughts while going at it alone?
…And why are Breaking Bad GIFs so pertinent? More
Want a look inside the mind of a blogger’s first Fashion Week ever? You can see the awkward moments I’ve had so far (via these ridiculous GIFs, of course). More
Guys, Facebook is doing it again. They’re ruining the Internet, depriving it of its boobs. We need to step in. We need to step up. More
Now we really want to see Kristen Wiig in Gareth Pugh. Do you think he can make that happen for us? More
I have tattoos on my feet, thighs, arms, back, ribcage and pelvic region, as well as one scarification piece along my left rib area. I love all of these like sentimental treasures, and I could probably go on for longer but I would bore both myself and you, so instead, I think we should just talk about the downside of tattoos: how other people react to them.
From touching to tracing to straight up insulting them, it would sure be nice if Will Smith and Urkle could just tell the critics and creeps off for me. More
Give up. This baby is cuter than you. He always has been, he always will be. It’s not his fault. Blame the parents. No — blame the melons. More