Topic: Humor

Watching Adam Scott Talk About Penises Is The Most Anatomically Hilarious Way To Start Your Day

Watching Adam Scott Talk About Penises Is The Most Anatomically Hilarious Way To Start Your Day

All-around adorable person Adam Scott went on Conan last night to talk about his new movie A.C.O.D. and ended up talking about penises. It happens to the best of us. A perfectly normal, professional, PG conversation suddenly takes a dong turn somewhere and next thing you know every other word out of your mouth is “penis.” And in Adam’s case the penises are coming out of his mouth and also going in. I’m sorry to put that image in your head, but it’s Adam who created the image and set it free into the world in the first place. More »

10 Totally Effed Up Thoughts I Had Trying It In The Butt

10 Totally Effed Up Thoughts I Had Trying It In The Butt

I come across as more sexually adventurous than I really am, but much to my chagrin, my sexual proclivities lean to the prudish side. Considering my youth (a few weeks away from my 24th birthday,) I suppose I have years and years to learn how to get freaky, but as of now, I keep it vanilla. Not that I haven’t tried doing cool sex stuff–in fact, I’ve been trying to try it in the butt for ages. More »