I Was A Women’s Studies Minor Until My Professor Called Me Anti-Feminist
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Despite the failure of my first attempt at being a kept woman, I decided against cancelling my date with Dennis, a sixty-five year old testicular cancer survivor. The fact that he had sent me a picture of himself dressed as … More
The entire sugar daddy arrangement sounded wonderful to me; it provided the convenience of a regular client with (hopefully) greater financial rewards. More
…It’s astonishing. More
Cats. Hilarious. More
One time, I was at home working and my fiance came home unannounced to have lunch with me. Well, it was about 12:30, and for some reason, on that day, I had decided that noon was early enough to start … More
Want a beer? How ’bout some contracts? Incidentally, in the future, we’re going to scrawl swastikas all over everything we’re going to sign, because it will show people that we are both politically astute and… I’m trying to find a … More
