For the record, you are definitely able to express your emotions without yelling and without putting anybody’s D in your M. More
Well, here’s a terrible excuse to cheat on your partner that will probably appeal to a small minority of monster-people. Infidelity will make you lose weight! More
Valentine’s Day. It is still Valentine’s day. I think I’m just into shaming your bouquet of flowers now, I think that is why I am posting this letter by the Nobel Prize winning physicist Richard Feynman. His wife died of TB in 1945, when she was only 25 years old (basically like Love Story, except real, and everyone in it isn’t horrible). Do you have a hanky ready? No. Go get one. You have one now? Okay. Begin: More
It is that time of year again. The time of year when your boyfriend is legally required to send flowers to your office. I do not know if that is a law, but if feels like one, to many men. We talked to some of them, and they told us that they’d probably like Valentine’s day more if they got stuff, too. Here are some of the things they’d like. More
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that if your husband is trying to poison you, your first move should not be “write to Elle magazine.” Although, honestly, I do really like Jean’s advice, almost all the time, but this is insane. If you have good evidence that anyone is trying to poison you, do not pick up a pen. Do not write anyone. Pack your belongings and leave immediately. But, since I suppose it is not really that easy, A woman wrote Elle saying:
I suspect he’s putting something in my coffee. I notice it smells funny, and when I drink it, my eyes get superpuffy and swollen. I suspect he’s also adding stuff to my lotions and bath products, which created brown discolorations on my skin. My legs look as if they’re covered in snakeskin. My arms are dry as cracked earth. Same with my shampoos—whatever he’s putting in them makes my hair extremely dry and knotted. These are expensive, high-end products that I know from experience work well. My suspicions have been further aroused since he’s started ranting about my “using chemicals.” More
Well, everything is awful, again. The charges were recently overturned against Julio Morales, a man who crept into a woman’s bed pretending to be her boyfriend. More
Wives no longer love their husbands, why can their husbands not see that? More
It’s mostly sweaters, honestly.
But yeah, this is what you should not get your boyfriend or man friend or merely male friends for Christmas and or Chanukah or any manner of holiday. More
The New Statesman looked through some old copies of Cosmopolitan and found this gem, where men explain what they want in a wife. I was curious how it worked out for these men, especially Robert Carrier who wanted a paper thin woman who could eat unlimited amounts and never gain weight.
30 or so years later, here’s how their romantic lives played out. More
Look, I’m going to take a strong stance here and say that this cannot possibly be real. More
Are you familiar with Ruth Smythers? More
Should you, Megan Calvet?
Look, I think there are probably two schools of thought on this. More
I’m going to spoil it for you: yes. Yes it is. More