I was thinking the other day about money and work and how those things relate to me, and suddenly I thought “what if I get addicted to cocaine or meth and end up having to sell all of my belongings … More
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It can be frustrating when someone you love doesn’t love you back. Luckily, there are some steps you can take to remedy the situation. 1. Classical conditioning 2. Scent-mediated deprogramming Disable the reasoning center of her brain by coating yourself with a variety of extremely strong, unrelated scents … More
When you’re being broken up with, you may feel helpless and unable to prevent the heartache before you. But that’s because you aren’t trying hard enough! Here are five strategies to manipulate your way out of a break up. 1. … More
As a shy and socially awkward fourteen-year-old who had never been employed before, I applied to be a bus-girl at a local restaurant and, to my surprise, they actually hired me. I was really nervous, so I showed up 45 … More
During the first few weeks of every one of my relationships, I’ve gone through a weird little transition period of panic and questioning. It doesn’t matter how much I like the person. It always happens. In the beginning, there is … More
More and more people are turning to the internet to find love. Dating sites, Craigslist and even many forums are full of potential soul mates. But writing an original ad or making your profile stand out can be tiresome. That’s … More
Girls are total suckers for romance, so it makes sense that the perfect way end to a romantic relationship is with a romantic breakup. Impress you future ex-girlfriend with these four creative ways to finish on a high note. More
People aren’t satisfied with regular sex anymore. They want to shake things up and explore new frontiers. They want excitement and possibly even danger. If you are looking for new ways to bring excitement into your sex life, look no further. The following five techniques are virtually guaranteed to turn you into a goddess of unpredictability. 1. The Sniper There’s no better way to create surprise and excitement than randomly ambushing your partner at a time of great vulnerability. Hide in the bathtub and wait for your partner to come in and try … More
Sequins. What would the world be without them? Before you answer, wouldn’t you like to know a little more about how useful they are? Read on… Sequins are almost infinitely useful. To elaborate on that assertion, here’s some indisputable proof: … More
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Last week we helped Chloe learn how to use body glitter and Axe spray to distract from the fact that she is basically just a walking corpse. This week, we’ll be taking our expertise to the next level and beautifying … More
Dear sandal boots: Are you being serious? When I saw a pair of you for the first time, I thought you were joking, but your ongoing presence in society has me questioning that first assumption of mine. Do you … More
If you are a hipster, your lifestyle comes with some unique challenges during the summer; namely, how to not die from hyperthermia under all those layers and copious ironic accessories. As a hipster, you can’t just abandon your scraggly facial … More
Last week we talked about The Flattener – a revolutionary new product that uses the power of gravity to crush the fatness out of you. The week before that, we took a look at a product called Weasel Belt that … More
Remember when we talked about the Weasel Belt? That was so much fun!! Ah, memories. But the fun isn’t over yet! This week, we’ll be highlighting the next line of products in our three-part weight-control extravaganza! Introducing… This is pure, … More