Topic: idiots

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler’s Success For Her Divorce, Should Just Go To Hell Right Now

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Blames Amy Poehler's Success For Her Divorce, Should Just Go To Hell Right Now

Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is trying to supplant Kim Kardashian as the Worst Person Alive (non dictator, murder or warlord division). First there was this, then there was this, then there was her entire career of insisting women diet until rich men agreed to fuck them. In her latest bullshit-reinforcing escapade, she began blogging for People magazine and her inaugural column is about how a woman’s success will ruin her marriage because cavemen and feelings! Contributing to the already-impressive horribleness, she uses Amy Poehler and Will Arnett‘s recent divorce to further her dim-witted thesis. More »

Kim Kardashian Renews Vows On Ellen, Continues To Exploit Personal Life For Public Gain

Kim Kardashian Renews Vows On Ellen, Continues To Exploit Personal Life For Public Gain

It’s become increasingly difficult to be irreverent about Kim Kardashian. Alas, she continues to make a fool of herself while wearing garish, ugly clothes. We never thought we’d say this, but we wish she would have some decency like Paris Hilton and retreat from the spotlight. …Or, more accurately, have the spotlight retreat from her despite a terrible new reality show. More »