- 198 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Please, please, readers: reassure us! Tell us you would never buy caffeinated anti-aging denim. Or toning sneakers. Or weight loss perfume. More
Topic: idiots
- 249 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is trying to supplant Kim Kardashian as the Worst Person Alive (non dictator, murder or warlord division). First there was this, then there was this, then there was her entire career of insisting women diet until rich men agreed to fuck them. In her latest bullshit-reinforcing escapade, she began blogging for People magazine and her inaugural column is about how a woman’s success will ruin her marriage because cavemen and feelings! Contributing to the already-impressive horribleness, she uses Amy Poehler and Will Arnett‘s recent divorce to further her dim-witted thesis. More
- 253 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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They made it racist! More
- 328 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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Yes, in an amusing turn of events, Terry Richardson actually ripped off the facile edginess of Tyler Shields, the man who built a career on ripping off the facile edginess of Terry Richardson! It’s like a douchebag Ouroboros! More
- 476 days ago by Jen Dziura
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- 594 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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It’s become increasingly difficult to be irreverent about Kim Kardashian. Alas, she continues to make a fool of herself while wearing garish, ugly clothes. We never thought we’d say this, but we wish she would have some decency like Paris Hilton and retreat from the spotlight. …Or, more accurately, have the spotlight retreat from her despite a terrible new reality show. More
The “God hates fags” people have come to town to protest the painted whore shows and gloat about 9/11. Let’s give them a warm New York welcome! More
