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Daria sees a herd of wild horses running free across the plain. The people over at If Shoes Could Kill see a cloud baby being killed by the Wright brothers. Some people see King Kong. It could be anything! What … More
Look, I understand that every time you dress your little poodle, Floppy, up in a Burberry raincoat, your boa constrictor, Sloppy, gets jealous. But this is not what’s going to stop Sloppy from eating Floppy in his sleep, you know? … More
Or my alligator shoes will eat your toes off, I swear to God. Don’t try them. Don’t. – If Shoes Could Kill
It has to be photoshopped. But we’re also certain that somewhere out there, there is a plastic surgeon who will do this for real. Because he knows that heels always make you sexier. – If Shoes Could Kill
