Topic: infidelity

Illustrated Guide: How To Hide Your Infidelity (So You Don’t Have To Apologize Like Kristen Stewart)

Illustrated Guide: How To Hide Your Infidelity (So You Don't Have To Apologize Like Kristen Stewart)
Give everyone in your phone the same name.
Start wearing frumpy clothes.
Become less attractive, in general.
Start living on the streets.
Lie, lie, lie.

Yesterday, the western world was devastated to learn that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson–her boyfriend of three years and Twilight co-star–with Rupert Sanders, the married director of her star vehicle, Snow White and the Huntsman. No matter what we do moving forward, unfortunately we can never go back to the time of perfect innocence before. However, we can become better… by which I mean, we can cheat without getting caught. Or, if we do get caught, we will find a good alternative to “offering a heartfelt apology.” Today’s Illustrated Guide will teach you how to cover up your infidelity with style and verve. More »

The Editors Discuss: How To Seduce A Married Man

The Editors Discuss: How To Seduce A Married Man

Esquire recently published a feature entitled “Why We Cheat” by Lisa Taddeo, which details her trysts with married men in elaborately, impressively purple prose. TheGloss is appalled all over and we think a better title might be, “Why Lisa Taddeo Is An Asshole,” because she spends a few thousand words explaining how being on the “side of the winners” is all about hating other women but loving to fuck their husbands! Actual sentence: “Every time I meet a married woman, I think about the things she does that likely annoy her husband.” Anyway, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff are still reeling. Here, they dissect infidelity, why they wouldn’t fuck each other’s husbands and all the awesome shit they’ll do for their husbands to keep them from sleeping with Lisa Taddeo (like rappelling from ceilings unexpectedly)! More »

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