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I started talking to some guy named Matt and we hit it off because, shockingly, bored, single 15-year-olds tend to have a lot in common. For example, we were both bored and single. The friend who had gotten me into the whole MySpace dating thing claimed she had gone out with him at some point (which he later denied when I questioned his introducing himself to her), so at the time, I felt like it was safe to meet him. More
When I was a kid (i.e. 7th/8th grade), I began reading the Gossip Girl series. Like many young folks my age, I was intrigued by the idea of constant yacht parties, frequent sexcapades and spoiled teenagers who were somehow always able to obtain martinis despite being a mere 2 to 3 years older than I. Then, the series came out and, once it finally hopped over to Netflix, I became totally hooked. Thus began my obsession with the Gossip Girl voice. More
So, someone named their child Hashtag.
Little Hashtag is going to, from an early age, have a deep rooted desire to compartmentalize everything. You know that scene in high school movies where some nerdy kid shows a chart of how the cafeteria arranged in order of popularity? Hastag is going to do that. Unfortunately, since no one has ever done that in real life, people are going to think that Hashtag is a lunatic.
But he’s going to make great lists, later.
Here are some likely outcomes for other names, since this will be a trend now. More
Why don’t we have a system to vote for President online? It’s 2012. Everything is online. Is it because officials want us to be uncomfortable? Because according to Wikipedia election day “celebrations” include ” visiting polling precincts?” Because filling out tiny ovals is fun? No. None of that is fun. You could probably eliminate the whole problem of people not voting if they could do it easily online, rather than waiting for hours in polling places. And some places are already trying it. More
Hurricane Sandy bared down on the east coast, leaving a trail of seawater, char and destruction in its wake. When we woke Tuesday morning, we were faced with an array of chaos. Some of us were left with no internet, others were completely powerless. Some of us lost our houses, while others lost loved ones.
And some of us have been total assholes. More
Dear pervy statues: you can be naked all you want, if that’s your thing, but you can’t “sext.” If you do, you will be kicked out of the park and demolished behind the closest building. More
How can you tell the difference between someone who is out to infuriate the commenters – which is legitimate trolling – and someone who just has decided they hate you? More
Internet commenters have just taught me how to make them hate me more. I feel like I should teach a class in it. More
Has everyone read Taylor Cotter’s piece in the Huffington Post?
More importantly, has everyone read the backlash against Taylor Cotter’s piece in the Huffington Post? More
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Beyond it being a terrible work of photoshop?
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Last night, while talking to my roommate about how we might be able to get some exercise without running in place at the gym like a couple of goddamn hamsters in a wheel, I started Googling around the internet for suggestions. Terms searched included “fun sports for girls,” “women’s exercise fun,” and “how to get exercise without wanting to kill myself.” The answers I came up with were varied and exciting. Perhaps I’ll even try one of them. More
Y U NO WRITE BETTER? More
As part of her eternal crusade to make the internet a safe space for her bottomless self love, Jane Pratt has declared today “Say Something Nice On The Internet” Day. Besides the obvious fact that February 29 is a terrible day for your made up holiday, this is silly for a variety of reasons. More
What if Google could tell you that the email you’re about to send makes you sound crazy, the same way it tells you when you’re about to leave a page that has unsaved changes? More
