Topic: inventions

Heel Condoms: Because Your Accessories Need Accessories

Heel Condoms: Because Your Accessories Need Accessories

Are you worried that your favorite heels just aren’t glamorous enough for the holiday season? You could drop major coin on a new pair, or you could invest 20 bucks in a pair of “heel condoms.” No, they’re not a way to make sure that your shoes are having safe sex with each other – they’re pieces of fabric that you can wrap around your heel to make it look like a totally different shoe. You can get ones that look like studs, flowers, or even flames. More »

The Twitter Hug Shirt Is Creepy

The Twitter Hug Shirt Is Creepy

Not all Twitter clothes are creepy. These “Follow Me” Twitter stockings aren’t creepy, they’re just shameless self-promotion. And the Fail Whale necklace is kind of cute. But when there’s a device that you attach to your clothes that tweets for you every time you are hugged, that’s just shameful. I get annoyed when people have conversations on Twitter (that’s what text messaging is for!), so I can’t imagine if people started wearing this device and overused it to the max by hugging people all day just to tweet about it. More »

Poll: Who Needs to Dial 9-1-1 When You Have a Bra?

Poll: Who Needs to Dial 9-1-1 When You Have a Bra?

I’ve always admired those kids who wear their underwear on their heads. I was never one of them, but I envy their confidence. It’s a fashion statement, you know? It’s like saying, “Hey you! Yea, you normal person! Look at me! I found a way for people to notice my underwear by using it as face mask!”

But now grown, mature adults can wear their under-garments on their heads too with the Emergency Bra! More »