Topic: iPhone

SitOrSquat.com: Run, Don’t Walk to the Nearest, Cleanest Bathroom

SitOrSquat.com: Run, Don't Walk to the Nearest, Cleanest Bathroom

If you’re anything like my mother, you’re obsessed with only using clean public restrooms. And by clean I mean that the restroom doesn’t smell like rotten eggs thrown under the subway and peed on by rats, it has been cleaned more than once that day, there is no mold growing in any corners, and you don’t have to feel like you need a shower when you leave. Even when we go to restaurants, my mom still asks, “What do you think the bathroom’s like?” As if she’s afraid it will eat her if she enters. More »

The iPhone Auto-Corrects G-Spot to Equal Happy

The iPhone Auto-Corrects G-Spot to Equal Happy

First, let’s look at this picture. Isn’t it awesome? I took this screenshot on my phone because I saw that the auto-correct on your iPhone for “g-spot” is “happy” in this article about how Apple finally got a patent for an anti-sexting device. I thought I’d test it out on a VIP convo I was having with my friend, Allyson, about how Glee has been really slow and uninteresting lately (no, I didn’t think the Britney episode was haamaazing. I thought it was haalame and could’ve been a lot better had they maybe sung good songs like “Crazy” or “Circus”). I digress. The auto-correct for g-spot is in fact happy and fittingly so. But now that I know this it doesn’t really matter because I don’t sext. But a lot of other people do. And so do their kids. Especially their kids. More »