The “I turned my iPhone off for you” kerchief – because the ultimate in sex appeal being hard to reach. More
To be fair, when I happened to walk into Anthropologie at The Grove yesterday and found myself in the midst of a fashion show about to begin, it was probably not impromptu. I’m sure someone planned it. But to me, it was an impromptu finding, and I’d like to keep imagining that all my favorite stores, at some point, will decide to up and have a fashion show the moment I walk through the doors.
Anyway, here are some of my favorite looks from their fall selection (try to ignore the big, bright window in the back…iPhone…impromptu…synergy…) More
Concerned that you might have the clap? Sure, you could go to a doctor, but if you’re about to have a one night stand and are in kind of a hurry to find out your disease status, you can try peeing on your iPhone instead. More
If you’re anything like my mother, you’re obsessed with only using clean public restrooms. And by clean I mean that the restroom doesn’t smell like rotten eggs thrown under the subway and peed on by rats, it has been cleaned more than once that day, there is no mold growing in any corners, and you don’t have to feel like you need a shower when you leave. Even when we go to restaurants, my mom still asks, “What do you think the bathroom’s like?” As if she’s afraid it will eat her if she enters. More
First, let’s look at this picture. Isn’t it awesome? I took this screenshot on my phone because I saw that the auto-correct on your iPhone for “g-spot” is “happy” in this article about how Apple finally got a patent for an anti-sexting device. I thought I’d test it out on a VIP convo I was having with my friend, Allyson, about how Glee has been really slow and uninteresting lately (no, I didn’t think the Britney episode was haamaazing. I thought it was haalame and could’ve been a lot better had they maybe sung good songs like “Crazy” or “Circus”). I digress. The auto-correct for g-spot is in fact happy and fittingly so. But now that I know this it doesn’t really matter because I don’t sext. But a lot of other people do. And so do their kids. Especially their kids. More
I can’t imagine living alone. Who would tell me that those shoes just don’t go with that dress? Or that those earrings make me look like a whore? Or that my dress doesn’t pass the “bend over” test (you know, the one where if you bend over and your ass hangs out, the dress is probably inappropriate. Unless that’s what you were going for, of course). More
In case you didn’t have enough stuff on your iPhone to entertain you, now you can stream movies and TV shows directly from Netflix onto your i-appliance of choice (well…iPhone or iPod touch). The Netflix app is available for free … More
Yesterday I left my phone in a cab. For those of you who aren’t familiar with taxi cabs in New York, this was basically a death sentence for my phone. I was in such a rush and forgot my blackberry … More
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Do you love Apple products? Do you really, really love Apple products? Well, then, now you can show your loyalty to Steve Jobs and Co by painting the logos of your favorite iPhone apps on your nails, like this one … More
Viva La France: sales of L’Occitane are up almost 14 percent. This probably helps soften the blow of France’s World Cup implosion. – WWD [subscription required] Lindsay Lohan’s nails apparently had “Fuck U” spelled out on them when she appeared … More
Apple released a statement on Friday letting users of the new iPhone 4 know that in case they were experiencing shitty reception (they are), it’s simply because of the fact that Apple didn’t calculate the reception right… Oh, no wait! … More
Just in case you forgot to wait in line all day. Or, you know, had some other lame commitment like a job or something. Apparently, the lines in major cities are 3 hours long, and people are having problems actually … More
You can do a lot on your phone: read the news, manage your money, shop, make music – these days, apps seem to be breeding like rabbits. But if you don’t want to breed like one, then there’s an app … More