e have no idea how to write an irreverent lede for a story like this, so let’s just get down to brass tacks: back in 2007, Milwaukee BucksÂ player JJ RedickÂ reportedly entered into what media outlets are calling an “abortion contract” with onetime girlfriend Vanessa Lopez, model and former mistress to Shaquille O’Neal. Lopez, we deduce from the documents, had gotten pregnant and the newly-surfaced paperwork represents an agreement between she and Redick that she’d receive an abortion. And prizes! More
Topic: Issues of Legality
Once we were in the car, the two cops driving continued to ask us questions, despite the fact that they hadnâ€™t yet read us our Miranda rights. More
Sorry, we don’t have any substantial cultural commentary to go along with this, we just wanted to show you Lindsay Lohan’s new mugshot. More
Â Classic Lohan. More
Since Chris Brown has spent every single moment in the wake of that savage beating complaining about the injustices done to him and to his career, allegations of this kind should surprise absolutely no one. More
There is only one Hollister Co. in the whole of Ireland. If you’re like us, you’d say that’s one Hollister too many. But, plenty of people really like shirtless dudes in darkened mall bungalows, so an enterprising 27-year-old man in Ireland named Max Kulczynski decided to fill that hole in the market: he began offering the full body spray and shadow experience in his very own fake Hollister.
An anorexic woman who has refused solid foods for over a year will be force-fed, a London judge ruled Friday. Force feeding, he said, is â€śproportionate and necessary in order to protect her right to life.â€ť More
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You’d never know it from the looks of her, but Lindsay Lohan has, at some point, spent more than $40,000 on spray tans. More
Before we go any further: this headline shouldn’t surprise anyone. The first Jessica Simpson-branded shoe we ever saw was an unsubtleÂ knockoff of Christian Louboutin‘s beloved patent and cork Bruges platform. Fast forward a few years and Jessica Simpson has built an empire on making cheap, disposable versions of fancier things (a $1 billion empire, no less). More
Former Penthouse pet and face of Ed Hardy (!) Simone Farrow was apprehended in Australia this week. According to Australian authorities, Farrow “used 19 different aliases to ship methamphetamine around the world by FedEx and even the postal service.” It gets better! More
Australia’s melanoma rates are the highest in the world, with 1,200 deaths a year.Â Round after round of public health campaigns have urged locals to use sunscreen, wear hats and avoid sun during the hottest parts of the day. Now, the country’s most populous state–New South Wales, home of Sydney and the whole of the Capital Territory–has taken the campaigns a step further and banned the use of tanning beds. More
Karl Lagerfeld hates the Chanel movies, everything. -T Magazine
After ten years of opulent beauty freebies, ousted Lucky editor Kim France talks what she’ll actually be spending her money on. -Slate
Miranda Kerr is six months pregnant and, unsurprisingly, looks like a supermodel with a tiny pot belly. Also, NSFW if your work isn’t down with arty black and whites of topless pregnant ladies. -W
If you’re going to rip off an idea, maybe something less obvious than the handbag shaped like a rabbit? -Fashionista
Katy Perry’s nails, Kate Moss for Topshop rumors, Haider Ackermann creeping on New Yorkers and More