Topic: It’s A Wonderful Life

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Santa Claus. Jimmy Stewart. Tiny Tim.

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Santa Claus. Jimmy Stewart. Tiny Tim.

Last time around, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff celebrated Halloween by playing Fuck, Marry, Kill with some great movie psychopaths. Today, they’re playing with a trio of beloved Christmas characters. If you are unfamiliar with the game Fuck, Marry, Kill (and yet inexplicably reading a website currently), it’s simple: you must choose among the three names given who to fuck, who to marry, and who to kill. If you do not care for Jennifer and Ashley’s rhetoric, skip their discussion and go to the bottom of the post, where you may cast your vote. More »