So, Prometheus just came out. Maybe you’re a diehard fan of the Alien franchise and you saw it. Maybe you’re a diehard fan of the Alien franchise and you refused. Maybe you were born well after Alien came out, had no idea Prometheus was affiliated and the only other Ridley Scott movie you’ve seen is the one where Russel Crowe is Braveheart in Rome. It doesn’t matter, either way. Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff are thinking about aliens. Fucking them, marrying them, and killing them, specifically. More
Topic: Jabba the hutt
This week, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff meant to discuss dealing with the office underminer. They squished the conversation into a Star Wars-shaped box and then made jokes about gutting each other. More
We really applaud Black Milk for their ambitious attempt to theme their swimwear around Star Wars, but to us, this isn’t reading C-3PO as much as it’s reading “circles and lots of colors and patterns.” Maybe it’s just because she’s wearing it with booties and that’s not C-3PO’s style. Still, we think it takes more than this to impress Jabba The Hutt. That’s why we wear all our swimsuits with a storm trooper mask, so there’s no confusion. More
It’s almost Slutoween! The only night of the year where you can go outside not wearing pants and people will be like “oh, you’re so clever!” You’re clever because you made your inside no-pants-dance public! Any other night of the year, people will get all upset (not George Pomfret or Martha Prothero, but some people) and you’ll be arrested. Relish your no-pants night.
At least, according to one Huffington Post writer who claims: Say whatever else you will about Jabba the Hutt but he has excellent taste in fashion. Sure, he has his faults. It’s true that he showed incredibly bad manners when … More