Topic: Jabba the hutt

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Jabba The Hutt. ET. Spock

F*ck, Marry, Kill: Jabba The Hutt. ET. Spock

So, Prometheus just came out. Maybe you’re a diehard fan of the Alien franchise and you saw it. Maybe you’re a diehard fan of the Alien franchise and you refused. Maybe you were born well after Alien came out, had no idea Prometheus was affiliated and the only other Ridley Scott movie you’ve seen is the one where Russel Crowe is Braveheart in Rome. It doesn’t matter, either way. Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff are thinking about aliens. Fucking them, marrying them, and killing them, specifically. More »

Does This Swimsuit Say C-3PO To You?

Does This Swimsuit Say C-3PO To You?

We really applaud Black Milk for their ambitious attempt to theme their swimwear around Star Wars, but to us, this isn’t reading C-3PO as much as it’s reading “circles and lots of colors and patterns.” Maybe it’s just because she’s wearing it with booties and that’s not C-3PO’s style. Still, we think it takes more than this to impress Jabba The Hutt. That’s why we wear all our swimsuits with a storm trooper mask, so there’s no confusion. More »

Gallery: OMG! 10 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes For You!

Gallery: OMG! 10 Super Sexy Halloween Costumes For You!

It’s almost Slutoween! The only night of the year where you can go outside not wearing pants and people will be like “oh, you’re so clever!” You’re clever because you made your inside no-pants-dance public! Any other night of the year, people will get all upset (not George Pomfret or Martha Prothero, but some people) and you’ll be arrested. Relish your no-pants night.
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