I’m joining the whore revolution for real this time. More
Look, I have never been much of a fan of Chris Brown. It’s not because I don’t like his music. It’s – and I feel I have to keep reminding people of this – because of that time he beat up Rihanna so badly she had to go to the hospital. I’ve really never understood why anyone loves Chris Brown, because I do not think that making up good pop songs gives you an excuse to be a terrible human being. I would be open to the possibility that he has changed, except he never seems to change in any way.
And now maybe he is going to jail, and I don’t feel all that bad about it. More
“You’re in a freezing cold, 5 x 5 room with four other women. There’s a padded bench, that’s just enough for three of you to uncomfortably sit on, a toilet, and a sink that doesn’t work. When you want to use the bathroom, the other girls line up in front of you to screen you from the male guards who are walking past. For food, we got four slices of stale bread, a packet of mayo, and two glasses water. I loved my cellmates- they were funny, proud, wicked smart, brave, kind women. We would sing songs (which got us threatened with being locked in the tombs) and applaud when each of us were released. There was a lot of solidarity and trying to comfort each other.” More
A few days later I received a response saying that the job had gone to someone else, as well as a side note that suggested that if I wanted to be taken seriously I should be careful what I wrote about online. More
George Clooney may have just been arrested, but I’ve already been there. That’s how badass I am! Or, to quote my friend Meg, “That’s how ridiculous you are.” More
Now, at which part of this video did the man win your love? Because for me, I think it was the part after he declared that “even if you go to jail, you can’t give up.” Or maybe just the part where he just started doing crazy shit at the camera. Or maybe it was the part when I just remembered that women should never their homes. Oh, wait. That was the entire video. On that note, I would like to invite you all to Sunday night puzzle club at my apartment. I assume you will be there, if your boyfriend is not busy controlling you. More
Well, first off, I guess we can learn that this pimp is way better at writing down specific career goals that we are (I bet he read The Secret!) More
And she did so while shouting “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.” I guess maybe that will happen in jail? The Smoking Gun states: According to investigators, Williams–who lives four doors … More
With Lil’ Wayne on his way into solitary confinement for the last 25 days of his prison sentence, his support base seems stronger than ever, people donning his likeness on t-shirts and shouting “Free Weezy!” at the top of their lungs. He is in for a weapons conviction that he is undoubtedly guilty for. And you all are cheering for him? More
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Is your boyfriend or husband sitting around in the basement smoking weed and playing video games all day while you go to work? If you’re too much of a wuss to break up with him already, there is one way to get back at him: call 911 to complain about him. Since possession of pot is illegal in most places that aren’t California, you can get him arrested, thus resulting in him spending time on a prison bench instead of your couch. More
Here’s a great read for the impressionable, insecure teen. More
That’s right: a flannel shirt, jean shorts, giant sunglasses, and (you can’t see them in this photo) thigh-high stockings. Maybe Celebrity Court is different than Regular People Court, but Judge Judy would have totally thrown her out of the room … More
Few things have ever made me cry as much as the episode of MTV’s 16 and Pregnant where Tyler and Catelynn gave their daughter, Carly, up for adoption. They knew that they were doing the best thing for their child, yet their hearts absolutely broke to let her go. However, once Tyler and Catelynn were cast on Teen Mom, we got more of a glimpse into their depressing home lives. In a weird turn of events, Catelynn’s mother April is married to Tyler’s dad, Butch. Butch has been in and out of Tyler’s life and alluded to spending time in prison. But thanks to the good people at Starcasm, we now know exactly what Butch was up to – and what his real name is. According to Michigan state records, Darl Lynn “Butch” Baltierra has been convicted twice for breaking and entering and once each for larceny and home invasion. Also, he has a tattoo of Tyler’s name on his neck. That’s Butch’s charmingly terrifying mugshot to the left. Here are full details: More
Hello, new favorite internet timewaster! Pimp My Cell lets you pretend to decorate LiLo’s jail cell with everything from guard dogs to celebrity photos to a shank. It’s about as addictive as those drugs our girl Lindsay keeps doing. All … More