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James Franco Inexplicably Reminded Of Fingering & ‘Torturing’ Exes By Great Gatsby

James Franco‘s Vice review of The Great Gatsby begs the question: which awkward, vaguely applicable sex act from high school were you reminded of? More »

4/20 Wed Bed Dead: Whatever You Do, Don’t Marry A Teenage Stoner

This week, they’re observing 4/20 (a first for both of them) by playing with famous movie stoners: the Dude (played by Jeff Bridges) from The Big Lewbowski, Jeff Spicoli (played by a pre-serious Sean Penn) from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Saul Silver (played by James Franco) from Pineapple Express. Though Jennifer’s love of pizza and cookies seem like the obvious decision-making force here, her staunch WASPiness demands she never marry a pothead.

Well, that and her deep hatred for James Franco’s debut story collection, Paolo Alto. More »

How I Imagine James Franco Obnoxiously Revealed He Rejected Sex With Lindsay Lohan

While on the Howard Stern Show, James Franco decided to not kiss and tell — as in, he refused to hook up with somebody, yet wound up discussing it on air. More »

Disney Princesses Rob Your Btch Stepmother In Spring Breakers* Parody

Did you guys see Spring Breakers yet? Boy… was it… zeitgeisty. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Everything Was Sufficiently ‘Meh’ At The Spring Breakers Premiere

Spring Breakers is a film about young women on spring break, so everybody was forced to wear bikinis to the premiere no matter what. Just kidding, I think everybody just looked kind of all right, with a few exceptions. More »

Spring Breakers Vs. ‘Spring Breakers’

“’Spring Breakers,’ which also stars James Franco, 34, as a white-trash rapper and drug dealer (just a week after he’ll be seen in Disney’s “Oz the Great and Powerful”), is “Natural Born Killers” meets an MTV reality show.”

“Spring breakers help local free pelican.” More »

Fashion Disasters: Selena Gomez Needs A New Suit (Any Other Suit)

Selena Gomez is hitting lots of red carpets lately, promoting her new film Spring Breakers, which is otherwise known as “the one where James Franco is a drug dealer and some dark shit happens because this is a Harmony Korine movie and then Skrillex plays and it’s all very zeitgeisty.” More »

The Spring Breakers Trailer Is Here And James Franco Is Hilarious

James Franco is not being hilarious on purpose in the Spring Breakers trailer. It’s just that, as he is playing someone with cornrows who is on the wrong side of the law, he looks absolutely terrified in every single scene. Also, he has a grill. All of this is funny. It’s a laugh riot. Meanwhile, Selena Gomez looks like a pouty child More »

James Franco Adds ‘Therapist’ To His List Of Specialties, Diagnoses Lindsay Lohan And Writes Her Poems

James Franco probably knows more about you than you even know about you. More »

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**F*ck, Marry, Kill:** James Franco. Donald Trump. Aaron Sorkin.

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Aaron Sorkin made headlines today when he called a female journalist “internet girl” and told her to “pick up a newspaper once in a while.” He proceded to high-five her and insult her high-fiving skills. Subsequently, EIC Jennifer Wright wanted to do a Fuck Marry Kill on notorious douchebags. Rounding out the three subjects are Donald Trump and James Franco. Deputy editor Ashley Cardiff resisted participating because this sucks. More »

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