Vogue UK begins an article by saying “Natalia Vodianova has revealed she has an addiction.” We took a second to wonder what it might be, taking into account famous addictions supermodels have struggled with. Incidentally, despite what this Sisley ad … More
Topic: janice dickinson
No one can be a supermodel forever. But what happens when a top-shelf model starts working less and starts getting fewer bookings? Or when she gets tired of having her picture taken and decides to pursue a new line of work? More
Fendi is really mad at Burlington Coat Factory. 10 million dollars worth of mad. -Fashionista
L’Oréal heiress Liliane Bettencourt is mad at her daughter for “psychological violence” and also suing. -New York Post
Janice Dickinson is going to be furious when she finds out Paulina Porizkova said she “looks like a transvestite.” -New York Times
I’m really ashamed of watching this show, or pretending we can learn anything from it, but last night’s episode was so much the essence of Gossip Girl that I keep snorting vodka as I think about, so let’s just review, shall we? It was a sort of public service announcement about STDs for labradoodle idiots. Namely, Gossip Girl sent out a blast saying that Serena had an STD and that she offered to have sex with a professor because she was late to his creative writing class. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. James Franco did that shit all the time. More
There seem to be a lot of articles telling you “what you should wear to fashion shows!” By fashion shows, I assume they mean New York Fashion week, which begins today. First of all, I’m glad we’re all going to fashion shows because we all live in the same town, and there are no other towns in the world, and we all participate in the same activities in that town (Fashion Week has come to the Village in The Prisoner, yay!) However, if you are going to the shows, you probably already know what you’re wearing. You’re wearing the outfit that looks good on you that you feel comfortable in. Oh, you don’t have one of those? Wear some skinny jeans, high heels and a blazer.
Unless you want to be awesome. In which case, you should wear one of the following: More
You probably have a friend who has had a nose job. And honestly? You probably don’t care. So remind me why all these magazines keep having a breakdown every time a celebrity gets one? Really, why would we care?
Janice Dickinson is posing naked for Closer magazine – Styleite Valley girls are amazing. Can we bring back the word “tubular?” – Jezebel DKNY has created a transformer show that is like “Pert 2 in 1 Shampoo.” – Racked These … More
On the heels of a brilliantly common sense study about how tanning beds are basically designed to kill people (regardless of how perfectly bronze one’s skin becomes), here is Janice Dickinson looking like a tomato while on her way to … More
Even though Tyra is claiming it’s the recession that did Paulina in on America’s Next Top Model, an interview with Modelina offers a little more insight into Paulina Porizkova‘s personality than you could see behind the judge’s table. A couple … More
This scares me on so many levels. When Janice Dickinson, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are all in the same location, the level of self involvement and vanity in the air is almost unbearable. First of all, Janice’s shoes look … More