Topic: Jay McInerney

Is Everyone Doing Cocaine Without Me?

Is Everyone Doing Cocaine Without Me?

The last time I was offered cocaine, it was by a woman snorting it off a porta potty toilet at Fashion Week. This was a few years ago and I always kind of kept this inciden mind. Periodically, often while waiting for 7 years to get into a bathroom at Rose Bar, I would ask myself “who does cocaine?”And Myself replied in this beautiful Margaret Thatcher voice “people who don’t fear the porta potties at Fashion Week.” So, people who are destined to die, soon. More »

PSA: Here Are Things You Can Trade For Cocaine (NOT SALAD)

PSA: Here Are Things You Can Trade For Cocaine (NOT SALAD)

A woman just tried to trade salad for cocaine. Specifically an “Olive Garden salad in a to-go box.” Did this work? No. It was an Olive Garden salad in a to-go box. She tried to negotiate, said she could maybe get the drug dealer some “Olive Garden Gift Cards.” Which was a movie in the right direction! Except I’m pretty sure that doesn’t work. So, public service announcement: here are some things you can trade effectively (maybe?) for cocaine. More »