I was reading the internet today because I’m apparently supposed to read about things that are currently happening and provide intelligent, insightful commentary on them. So: an Olive Garden in Florida served a toddler a screwdriver and they’re in trouble for it (watch the video here, but take my word for it, this kid has nark written all over him). More
Topic: jello shots
I was picking up my boyfriend from the nursing home and he mumbled, spittle and applesauce flying “why don’t you do a piece on how great it is for you lovely young ladies to date nice older men?” At least, I think that’s what he said. It’s hard to tell sometimes, what with the dentures. Anyhow, here’s some input from lovely young ladies (names changed to protect all identities) who are dating older men:
Sometimes, a regular jello shot just isn’t enough. Sometimes you need one with extra special sprinkles and frosting. You need a Jello Donut Shot. You can check out the entire recipe here, but rest assured, it involves cookie dough syrup.
Consumerist has found a reason your cocktail waitress hates you. Namely: