When celebrities complain about how hard it is to be famous, everyone rolls their eyes. …And rightly so; the massive paychecks, torrential downpours of free shit and all that fame and glamour and power ably cushion the twin blow of loss of privacy and pubertal nobodies saying mean stuff about them on the internet… More
Topic: Jennifer Aniston
So I think it’s been pretty well-established around here that we think those commercials promising “real” and “natural” beauty, if only you will buy the beauty product being advertised, are hypocritical and stupid. Here are two images that illustrate that fact. More
Let’s just start by saying that phrases like “cheat day” and “cheat food” are completely fucking horrible. Not just because they reinforce this idea that you should be depriving yourself the rest of the time… but because they are so widespread that all of us know what they mean. More
Jennifer Aniston would make the worst McDonald’s spokesperson ever. More
Perhaps it’s the way they’re paired with flowing locks. Perhaps it’s how much celebrity stylists seem to think this look is “edgy.” Perhaps it’s the fact that HuffPo called the style “Skrillex-inspired” that triggered my acid reflux. More
For Vogue Italia‘s June 2013 Health & Beauty issue, Gisele Bundchen and Steven Meisel teamed up to create a gorgeous cover — but that’s not actually the story here. In fact, it is actually the shoot’s behind-the-scenes video that’s making folks wonder whether or not the pair is poking fun at other celebrities. More
Jennifer Aniston has a new movie coming out this August called We’re The Millers–the trailer just arrived online and we’re finally getting proof that she does indeed play a stripper. While Jennifer Aniston as a stripper seems like a pretty unlikely casting choice (given that for most of her career she’s played the ultimate nice, wholesomely funny lady next door), she is preternaturally toned.
And wearing a hilarious wig! More
Chris McMillan insists he was totally high when he cut Jennifer Aniston’s hair in 1994. More
It’s really simple. I swear. You just need to change your career stat. More
Jen’s wedding colors will be turquoise, being a good sport, and “Lean In,” Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg’s new book.
Guests who are unable to demonstrate their ability to “have it all” will be turned away at the door.
Each member of the bridal party will be given a rescue dog; if they already have a rescue dog, their rescue dog will be given a seeing-eye dog. More
The 2013 Oscars are taking place tonight–which you probably know if you’re the sort of person who reads ladyblogs (even this one). We’ll be liveblogging our kneejerk reactions to all the fancy designer dresses in this very post, so don’t forget to refresh throughout the night.
Without further ado, we bring you every single look from this year’s Oscars red carpet… More
There are three great questions the world over: “Why are we here?” “Is there life after death?” and “Is Jennifer Aniston pregnant?” Full disclosure before I begin: I have never been a huge Jennifer Aniston fan. It has nothing to … More
Jennifer Aniston is pregnant, allegedly. This time because she has a “fuller face.” More