As we previously whined, coming up with a Best Dressed list from last night’s Grammys ceremony was like squeezing water from a goddamn stone.
Which brings us to the embarrassment of riches that is constructing a Worst Dressed list. We couldn’t even keep it to the standard ten! The 2013 Grammy Awards had to be one of the ugliest red carpets in recent memory… and ugly in so, so many ways.
So, E! does this seemingly deeply uncomfortable thing called the “Mani Cam” at the Grammys where they get celebrities to put their hands into a little box and run their fingers up and down, as if their fingers were tiny ballerinas. It’s to show off their nail polish. Some people are actually really good at it! Some celebrities fling their hands in there and then withdraw them as though they have been burnt. Here are pictures of the celeb manicures, which I captured by squatting in front of my television. More
I think J. Lo is just gradually phasing out clothing for red carpet events because at this point, she just kinda can. More
I’m beginning to get the feeling that 2013 is not going to be a great fashion year for J. Lo… More
Jenny from the Block is displeased with this photo’s Betsey from the Block appearance. More
Last night, we reacted to the Golden Globes red carpet. This morning, we picked up the pieces.
Predictably, there wasn’t much to like on the red carpet and there was even less to remember. Luckily, the fashion disasters came fast and furious: Halle Berry showed her midriff, Alyssa Milano went to prom, and Jennifer Lopez really wanted you to think about her naked. More
We’ve taken a big step as a society and finally reached the release of the final Twilight movie–we can collectively sigh that this part of culture will soon become the past as Twihards grow up and get jobs and deal with the mounting guilt of naming their daughters fucking Renesme. More
Jennifer Lopez was performing in Italy earlier this week and–if you’re like us–you’re probably pretty shocked that people pay to see Jennifer Lopez live, when they could just purchase an album by absolutely anyone else and listen to that instead. More
“I like the good guys.” – Jennifer Lopez, on her type. More
Summer is officially here and what better way to enjoy the next few months than with new (free) makeup products! One lucky reader of TheGloss will win a prize pack filled with make up from Anastasia Beverly Hills. More
On a trip to Las Vegas this weekend, Jennifer Lopez wore this short white and gold number. More
Jennifer Lopez is allegedly leaving American Idol after this season, having wrung the final few drops of relevance from her association. More
In the June issue of Vogue, pop star/actress/American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez can be seen wearing various designer bathing suits and demonstrating that she still has “it” despite the fact that at 42, she’s well over the age at which most Hollywood starlets are taken behind the woodshed and shot. But what does “it” even mean? Here, I will venture to guess what “it” is that J-Lo has in each of her swimsuit photos. Besides a gravity-defying ass and aristocratic bone structure, I mean. More
Can you identify these women? More