Topic: jennifer-love-hewitt

15 Times Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Boobs Totally Stole The Show From Her

15 Times Jennifer Love Hewittâs Boobs Totally Stole The Show From Her

A very happy 35th boobsday… er, I mean birthday… to Jennifer Love Hewitt. You must forgive me for making that teeny tiny (or rather, great big — I’m sorry) mistake, since Jennifer Love Hewitt and boobs are kind of synonymous. She herself is eager to gush about them in interviews, and she even joked once that they were worth $5 million dollars. Unfortunately nobody hears her say those things because they’re all staring open-mouthed at her chest. Those breasticles are always upstaging her. More »

Red Carpet: Mischa Barton Got A Makeover!

Red Carpet: Mischa Barton Got A Makeover!

The fashion crowd has been calling for a Mischa Barton “comeback” for years now. Setting aside the issue of what it would mean for “someone from The OC who walked some red carpets sometimes” to make a comeback, let’s all be interested and amused by the fact that Barton popped up earlier this week looking more polished than she has in a while. More »

Christina Aguilera Poses In Her Underwear For Maxim, Flaunts Stunning Weight Loss Or Whatever

Christina Aguilera Poses In Her Underwear For Maxim, Flaunts Stunning Weight Loss Or Whatever

In what is usually an unapologetic gambit for pop culture relevance, a famous female celebrity has posed in her underwear for a ladmag. While we have no objection to posing in underwear (ladmags are another story), we’re not going to pretend it’s a career decision that hinges on celebrating one’s body, taking control of one’s sexuality or just having a great underwear time in front of strange people with cameras. It does, however, have a lot to do with generating blog posts exactly like this one. More »

Predictions for Lifetime‘s Jennifer Love Hewitt Adaptation of Pride and Prejudice

Predictions for Lifetime's Jennifer Love Hewitt Adaptation of Pride and Prejudice

A day may come, in the far and distant future, when there will not be fourteen simultaneous adaptations of Pride and Prejudice being produced at any given moment, but that day is not yet. Pride and Prejudice adaptations are the only offering keeping Jane Austen sleeping in a quiet grave; without these yearly oblations, she would burst forth from her tomb in the unhallowed ground and swing a scythe of fire through the living, exacting her tribute from our very flesh. More »