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In case you were wondering from the title: yes, Jennifer Love Hewitt still exists. And so do her breasts! Despite a long history of semi-desperately trying to stay relevant using her peculiar vaginal decorating habits, Hewitt has now put a price on the value of her boobs, and that price is very high. More
She makes prostitution look so effortless and profitable, like an American Belle De Jour, but set in Texas. Finally prostitution portrayed at it’s best. More
A day may come, in the far and distant future, when there will not be fourteen simultaneous adaptations of Pride and Prejudice being produced at any given moment, but that day is not yet. Pride and Prejudice adaptations are the only offering keeping Jane Austen sleeping in a quiet grave; without these yearly oblations, she would burst forth from her tomb in the unhallowed ground and swing a scythe of fire through the living, exacting her tribute from our very flesh. More
“Do you know how long I have tried to have somebody let me unleash my on-screen dirtbag?” – Jennifer Aniston, upon winning the MTV movie award for “Best On-Screen Dirtbag.”
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Shut up. More
Jennifer Love Hewitt has a couple modes: one is talking about her weight, one is talking about her vagina. Both keep her in the press in some marginal capacity. Today, she’s talking about her vagina. More
“I actually had a nightmare the other night that people were trying to deflate my boobs while I was working.” – Jennifer Love Hewitt, trying to KEEP MAKING YOU THINK ABOUT HER BOOBS. More
Honestly, this seems like the kind of thing Jennifer Love Hewitt would do for fun. It is, however, not her. More
Jennifer Love Hewitt is currently doing the rounds to promote the Client List and when JLH does the rounds, she goes all out (especially with the over-sharing, which is why we all know about her glittery vulva). This time, though, she’s just revealed a bizarre beauty secret… More
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Lifetime‘s new series The Client List has everything that the network’s loyal viewers love: Bad dialogue, characters who change their personality on a dime, and the utter logic of a former pageant queen giving happy endings to keep her children in their Texas mansion. Somehow, all of these qualities that would brand a show as bad on a major network work in perfect tandem to make The Client List laughably entertaining and sopay.
But even with this strange confluence of bad qualities, there’s no guarantee that the show will last past a few episodes. Why did the producers decide that they could afford the risk of turning a story that was already a two-hour guilty-pleasure TV movie into a bonafide weekly series? Because they had their ace in the hole, that unites the show’s many empirically bad qualities and will draw in viewers: Jennifer Love-Hewitt‘s breasts. More
“I gave Michelle a hug and she had skin like silk.” – Emily Blunt, on what it’s like to embrace the first lady. More
“I was not here for Ben. I mean, let’s face it, I was here for the girls.” – Ellen DeGeneres, pretending to be a scorned contestant on “The Bachelor.” More
Maxim‘s April cover story on Jennifer Love Hewitt might be the most stereotypically Maxim-y thing I’ve seen from them in quite some time, and that’s saying something. (Full disclosure: I do not read Maxim regularly.) It’s littered with quotes about how she loves pole dancing and baking cakes (sometimes at the same time!), and it looks like they Photoshopped her head onto some kind of plastic Barbie body. All in all, it’s quite the hot mess (of sexiness). Why, it’s almost like Jennifer has done market research on how to appeal to the Maxim demographic as much as possible so that they’ll tune into her prostitute mom show. Joke’s on you, Maxim readers! More
![A Brief History Of Vagina Decorations [NSFW]](http://www.thegloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/vajazzle1-490x328.jpg "A Brief History Of Vagina Decorations [NSFW]")
We’ve seen a lot of vagina decorations come and go ever since it became acceptable to remove the decoration that nature gave us. More
