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Would you look at that: a venal, self-obsessed fameball is on the cover of a magazine. We were wondering why we hadn’t seen Snooki around these parts–she must have been in hiding, diligently hitting the treadmill and eating small handfuls of nuts and celery this whole time (er, “running after her toddler,” we bet). We guess she couldn’t get a diet pill endorsement deal this go-round. More
Even if you have “yet to walk down the aisle,” should your marital status actually matter to people? More
As many of you know, a photo of The Jersey Shore star Jennifer “JWoww” Farley began circulating around the Internet in the past couple of days. And, as Ashley pointed out yesterday, it seems like the majority of coverage regarding the photo was not actually about the wardrobe malfunction itself, but just people making fun of her cellulite. As a result, JWoww seemed to find it necessary to make an entire video “proving” to people that her ass is not “disgusting,” as she deems the picture. More
I distinctly remember the first time I realized I might have bad taste in television. I was eating waffles and avocado in my apartment three years ago, trying to figure out what to watch online, when it suddenly occurred to me that I should jump on over to MTV.com and ruin my brain with societal no-gooders.
IT WAS AWESOME. More
As we all know, the child of Will and Kate, a.k.a. the world’s almighty savior, is officially in utero. Flurries of media coverage have flooded the Internet, full of speculation, information and photos. And if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that plenty of celebrities will want in on the action, attempting to gain headlines and air time by discussing somebody else’s pregnancy. More
Jersey Shore‘s Jenni Farley AKA JWOWW is one of the few reality TV stars we’ve ever thought redeemable. She is also slowly becoming someone else, per the internet. More
“The offing was barred by a black bank of clouds, and the tranquil water-way leading to the uttermost ends of the earth flowed somber under an overcast sky–seemed to lead into the heart of an immense darkness.” -Joseph Conrad, Heart … More
“I’m not calling you fat.” More
Yes, she’s already planning spinoffs. More
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Pregnancy updates just aren’t getting Snooki enough attention. More
The July issue of Inked Magazine features a long and probing cover story on Jenni “JWoww” Farley that asks all of the difficult questions no one’s dared to ask her before, like “how do you sleep at night knowing that your fortune comes primarily from perpetuating negative stereotypes of Italian Americans?” Just kidding, it’s a puff piece written by someone who seems intent on making it clear that he’s buddies with his subject. There is, however, a delightfully trashy photo spread in which JWoww wears glittery lingerie and does pin-up poses while pretending to wash a car. Which is almost just as good! More
Do you guys remember when it took Lindsay Lohan several years of regular appearances before a judge to learn how to dress appropriately for a courtroom? More
Despite what you’ve seen while clocking hours on your couch watching “Jersey Shore,” people frequenting beaches in at least one town on the Jersey Shore are technically not allowed to wear just bathing suits while roaming the boardwalk . More
It makes perfect sense, because why would they give a shit about a bunch of whiny New Yorkers? More
