If you’ve been clinging desperately to your tanning lotion for the past few years, here’s your official wakeup call. More
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Good effort, Bey, but you didn’t quite make it to ugly cry level. Next time! More
And now, a word from the most reasonable, respected, and articulate person in Hollywood: Snooki. More
I think my favorite part of this whole argument is that Vinny (from Jersey Shore) and his bulge are involved. More
“I work out in the gym seven days a week. I go with my trainer five days a week, I have a treadmill downstairs or I do crunches. I try to do something at least once a day.” More
The women–season one’s pint-sized fire cracker Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and later-addition Deena Cortese–both Instagrammed selfies recently that prove they can finally be happy and feel whole. More
Wanna keep your man, ladies? Go on a diet. More
Would you look at that: a venal, self-obsessed fameball is on the cover of a magazine. We were wondering why we hadn’t seen Snooki around these parts–she must have been in hiding, diligently hitting the treadmill and eating small handfuls of nuts and celery this whole time (er, “running after her toddler,” we bet). We guess she couldn’t get a diet pill endorsement deal this go-round. More
Even if you have “yet to walk down the aisle,” should your marital status actually matter to people? More
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As many of you know, a photo of The Jersey Shore star Jennifer “JWoww” Farley began circulating around the Internet in the past couple of days. And, as Ashley pointed out yesterday, it seems like the majority of coverage regarding the photo was not actually about the wardrobe malfunction itself, but just people making fun of her cellulite. As a result, JWoww seemed to find it necessary to make an entire video “proving” to people that her ass is not “disgusting,” as she deems the picture. More
I distinctly remember the first time I realized I might have bad taste in television. I was eating waffles and avocado in my apartment three years ago, trying to figure out what to watch online, when it suddenly occurred to me that I should jump on over to MTV.com and ruin my brain with societal no-gooders.
IT WAS AWESOME. More
As we all know, the child of Will and Kate, a.k.a. the world’s almighty savior, is officially in utero. Flurries of media coverage have flooded the Internet, full of speculation, information and photos. And if there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that plenty of celebrities will want in on the action, attempting to gain headlines and air time by discussing somebody else’s pregnancy. More
Jersey Shore‘s Jenni Farley AKA JWOWW is one of the few reality TV stars we’ve ever thought redeemable. She is also slowly becoming someone else, per the internet. More
“The offing was barred by a black bank of clouds, and the tranquil water-way leading to the uttermost ends of the earth flowed somber under an overcast sky–seemed to lead into the heart of an immense darkness.” -Joseph Conrad, Heart … More