Topic: Jessica Alba in her underwear

Michelangelo Di Battista shot starlet Jessica Alba for Vogue Italia (known here primarily as the Bible). This makes even less sense than when Steven Meisel shot Paris Hilton and Carmen Elektra and Kevin Federline for the Bible in 2006, but I’m pretty sure he was making a statement about excess or about how “fashion today” has morphed into this dreary obsession with celebrity or how Americans lionize horrible people or something really fucking thoughtful trust me okay? This, on the other hand, just feels weird. So, here are the deep, arty thoughts we imagined Jessica Alba to be thinking during her shoot for the deep, arty Bible. More »