THE TIMBERBABY IS HERE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. More
Topic: Jessica Biel
It’s official: Jessica Biel is pregnant with a gorgeous, pop-locking fetus. More
It doesn’t matter who you are, where you’re from, what you did: it’s a guarantee that the clothes you wore as a teenager are going to look horrifying when you’re an adult. More
Tina Fey’s drawn self portrait is the most honest, confident rendering of a celebrity in history, including actual photographs. More
Grab yourself a drink and get comfortable–it’s going to be a long night. More
You just know that JT thinks JT is the man. More
Last night, the Museum of Modern Art hosted a tribute to Tilda Swinton in New York City which, predictably, lured out some of the city’s more fashionable denizens, including Anna Wintour, Karl Lagerfeld, Alexa Chung, Jessica Biel, Karlie Kloss and more.
Here’s what they work, ranked on a scale of 1 to 10 (10 being Most Tilda). More
Matching with your partner: even dorky when hot famous people do it. More
The 2013 Cannes Film Festival is occurring as we speak, though it occurred some over the weekend, too. Here’s what all those fancy people wore on the red carpet. Expect Jennifer Lawrence, Carey Mulligan, Jessica Biel, Rooney Mara, a slew of models and a couple good old Fashion Disasters. More
Ahead you’ll find Zooey Deschanel, allegedly, on the April cover of InStyle.
As we mentioned, noted bombshell Megan Fox has the cover and corresponding interview of this month’s Esquire. In previews, the piece had already made the rounds for douchey quotes: Megan compares being famous to being bullied, yet still doesn’t see why people would rather spend their sympathy on those without mansions and Bentleys. Now, the full profile has made it online and intrepid bloggers have finally managed to read it. Turns out, the whole thing is about as fun as sticking pins in your eyes. More
In the January issue of Elle Magazine, Jessica Biel tells us many things we already knew about her life, like “I wore a pink wedding dress” and “I enjoy being married to Justin Timberlake” (I’m paraphrasing). Luckily, the accompanying photos are about as weird as the interview is run-of-the-mill, with Mrs. Timberlake acting out outlandish scenarios with various famous fashion designers. Why, it’s almost enough to make up for the half hour of my life that I didn’t waste reading a cookie cutter profile! Click through to see what I mean. More
I have the strangest lady-boner right now. More