Topic: Jessica Biel

Author Of Esquire‘s Megan Fox Profile Would Like You To Know Which Famous Women Aren’t As Hot As Megan Fox

Author Of Esquire's Megan Fox Profile Would Like You To Know Which Famous Women Aren't As Hot As Megan Fox

As we mentioned, noted bombshell Megan Fox has the cover and corresponding interview of this month’s Esquire. In previews, the piece had already made the rounds for douchey quotes: Megan compares being famous to being bullied, yet still doesn’t see why people would rather spend their sympathy on those without mansions and Bentleys. Now, the full profile has made it online and intrepid bloggers have finally managed to read it. Turns out, the whole thing is about as fun as sticking pins in your eyes. More »

Gallery: Jessica Biel Acts Out Various Freaky Scenarios With Famous Designers In Elle

Gallery: Jessica Biel Acts Out Various Freaky Scenarios With Famous Designers In Elle

In the January issue of Elle Magazine, Jessica Biel tells us many things we already knew about her life, like “I wore a pink wedding dress” and “I enjoy being married to Justin Timberlake” (I’m paraphrasing). Luckily, the accompanying photos are about as weird as the interview is run-of-the-mill, with Mrs. Timberlake acting out outlandish scenarios with various famous fashion designers. Why, it’s almost enough to make up for the half hour of my life that I didn’t waste reading a cookie cutter profile! Click through to see what I mean. More »