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“Mirrors, a celebrity deathmatch, and possibly maternity clothes portraying he and Kim’s romance in Egyptian hieroglyphics… like the legend it is.” More
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“Mirrors, a celebrity deathmatch, and possibly maternity clothes portraying he and Kim’s romance in Egyptian hieroglyphics… like the legend it is.” More
Now that she’s hit her goal weight with Weight Watchers, it’s time to get pregnant and do it all over again. More
Jessica Simpson never met a talking point she couldn’t work. How else could such an unremarkable musician–originally packaged as a “more vanilla” Christina Aguilera–manage to last this long? She hasn’t released a single in four years, the most meaningful work she’s done since “A Public Affair” is knock off designers and exploit her weight fluctuations for tabloid attention. So, you’re a middling celebrity and you’ve already used your offspring to get a magazine cover? What to do? More
If, after the nine months involved in producing a human being, you aren’t in perfect shape, you are an abysmal failure. How dare you offend us with your body that has just performed something incredible? Into the stocks with you! Begone, wretched baby-spawning beast! More
Elizabeth Hurley is still very real, you guys. We weren’t entirely sure what the onetime Austin Powers love interest did with her time until this morning, though, when we found out 1) she designs swimwear and 2) she’s involved in a scandal thanks to that swimwear line’s kid’s collection. Hurley calls the looks “fun” on her website, but parents who hate fun have banded together with a child protection charity in the U.K. and are accusing Hurley of sexualizing young girls. More
People are really pissed about this. More
“Actually, the challenge I’ve always had is being too thin, so I love that now I have a booty, and obviously I love showing my cleavage.” – Christina Aguilera, on her body. More
Because the inevitable fashion faux pas is really just a learning experience for us all! More
She is sexy like a fish. More
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Jessica Simpson tweeted the above self-portrait over the weekend along with the caption, “Just taking a walk around the block… Street legal???” If we didn’t know any better, we’d suspect she’s referring to her breasts. More
So John Mayer has ignored the desperate pleas of his publicist and taken another interview with Rolling Stone. In the latest issue, he absolutely unloads on “country cutie” Taylor Swift, who famously wrote “Dear John,” about their doomed relationship and, tangentially, who famously writes all songs like a 15-year-old writes diary entries. John apparently felt “humiliated” by the move, which he described as “cheap.” More
Jessica Simpson popped, as you know. Baby Maxwell is here. They are on the cover of People magazine. More
Just how could you get more controversial that a naked lady who should be hiding her shameful protruding abdomen? More

Some celebrities are consistently being bashed for the same thing–Rachel Zoe is always “scary skinny,” like at last week’s Met Gala, for example–and that is upsetting. However, it’s not quite as disappointing as the body-snarking that happens to celebs who, like a lot of us, aren’t one body type or another. These women, whose weight fluctuates depending on, say, the role they’re playing, the workout they’re into, or what’s happening in their life, can’t ever seem to get it right. This does not send a great message to the rest of us. More