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The 2013 Brit Awards happened yesterday and attracted a bunch of big stars–Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake… uh… Lana Del Rey? She’s famous for the internet.
Well, here are the attendees we recognized, along with a few we didn’t (in strikingly hideous dresses). More
OK, who would rock these jeans? Any takers? More
As Ashley explained earlier today, the MTV EMAs were a veritable parade of pretty people in ugly, ugly clothes. But whose outfit was the ugliest? There are so many to pick from that it was difficult to narrow it down, but I’ve come up with seven strong contenders. Click through to see them all, then come back here to vote on which celebrity deserves to be banned from ever picking out his or her own clothes again. More
The VMA’s are reliable for two things: bad fashion and terrible medleys. This morning, I picked up the pieces and tried to decipher who among attendees I could deem “best dressed.” The following gallery depicts my psychological deterioration. If you have a little more time to spare, here are all the nominees for worst dressed and here are some looks from the after party. More
Okay. Look. We do these Red Carpet Rundown galleries on a bell curve. In other words, there is a finite number of attendees in a finite number of looks, and it is our task to divide those attendees into “best,” “worst,” and “boring” categories. Please remind yourself that often, the “best” dressed distinction is given on a relative basis. And so concludes my brief apology for including some stuff that isn’t very awesome. But, come on, it’s a music industry awards show. There’s only so much I can not hate. More
