Ryan Lochte has been busy.
After the Olympics, he’s done just about everything a typical male celebrity does: he partied in Vegas, got tight with a model, created an undeserved fashion line, touched a dragon and lived, was hella gross…now, he just has one stupid adventure left. More
Everyone on my holiday gift list this year is getting a box of tampons. You’ll thank me later for it. More
Reality TV star, failed singer, hack designer and all around Adversary Kim Kardashian did some quite arresting things on Twitter yesterday: first, she went to Church “with the girls.” When we initially saw that tweet, we (honestly) assumed that “Church” was the name of New York’s latest sexy, exclusive, dimly-lit D-List trap, where Kim and “the girls” planned on collecting a $50,000 appearance fee to mill about in the darkness for an hour, drinking sugary cocktails. BUT! We were wrong. Read on. More
Justin Bieber got Jesus’ face tattooed on his leg, but more frightening than that is the early 90s suburban teen version of hip-hop look he’s sporting on the beach in this picture. More
The sexiest places to praise Jesus (et al.). More
Last time around, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff played a pretty scrappy game of Fuck, Marry, Kill over American literary giants Faulkner, Hemingway and Fitzgerald. Now, their prompt is more offensive. If you are unfamiliar with the game Fuck, Marry, Kill (and yet inexplicably reading a website currently), it’s simple: you must choose among the three names given who to fuck, who to marry, and who to kill. If you do not care for Jennifer and Ashley’s rhetoric, skip their discussion and go to the bottom of the post, where you may cast your vote. More
Forever 21 is injecting a little preachin’ into their fashion. More
When a couple gets engaged, opinions about the wedding begin raining down immediately. Their own opinions, their mothers’, Martha Stewart’s.
But I wonder how many of us have asked the question that Episcopal priest Danielle Elizabeth Tumminio poses at CNN today — what would Jesus think about overspending for a wedding? More
I guess Jesus really likes Pumas. Which doesn’t seem offensive so much as it just seems like… didn’t Jesus like sandals? I’m all for Buddy Christ, but I’m not sure whether it’s enough for advertisements to toss in some eye catching religious imagery without any real tie to the product. Unless the Virgin Mary wore Pumas because she really enjoyed a cushioning sole when walking from inn to inn. That’s possible. Pumas are great that way. More
Because, yes, that is apparently something Jesus wants you to do, now. More
It turns out he thinks your tattoos suck. Also, he called, and he totally hates your bowl cut. Sorry. – SkullSwap
Every time I look through my facebook or twitter news feed, I notice that people seem to have posted pictures of their food. I assume that’s because many of you have friends who are constantly begging you for updates on … More
When I was a kid in Sunday school, I liked to refer to Mary Magdelene as Dirty Mags. I was 11. When you’re 11, that’s pretty much the cleverest thing in the entire world. Apparently, someone else saw the connection … More
Jason David Frank, who played Tommy the Green Ranger (later the White Ranger, when there was some he’s dead/now he’s back to life storyline which I know nothing about because I totally never watched the show) on Power Rangers, has … More