Topic: Jimmy Choo

Red Carpet: Zoe Saldana Shows Everyone Else How The Crop Top Trend Is Done

This is some modern day Audrey Hepburn shit. More »

Red Carpet: Katy Perry Promotes The Smurfs 2 In Blue Everything

While promoting The Smurfs 2* in Cancun, Mexico, Katy Perry actually found a nice balance between cartoonishness and ladylike poise. We’re pretty into it! More »

Michelle Obama Looked Incredible For The Inaugural Ball

Last night, Michelle Obama wore an absolutely stunning Jason Wu gown for the Inaugural Ball. The dress moved in all the right ways, her hair looked picture perfect and whomever her makeup artist was last night deserves a serious high five for keeping her looking fresh yet not overdone. Basically, she looked totally, drop-dead gorgeous. More »

Listen To People Be Outraged Over These $15,000 Jimmy Choo Teletubby Bags

Listen to what people are saying about the new Jimmy Choo Teletubby bag! Listen to how angry they are! More »

Martha Stewart Paints The Soles Of Her Louboutins Black

Listen closely… that’s the sound of 1000 social climbers weeping. More »

Fashion Disasters: Kim Kardashian’s Horrible Bra Outfit, From Every Angle

Here’s a controversial opinion (feel free to set us straight in the comments) but we’re actually digging the whole bra-as-top thing. It’s been everywhere lately; from Proenza Schouler to Prada, seen recently on Miley Cyrus in Anthony Vaccarello, but we were remaining pretty leery… until, however, the moody, retro somber-sexy version shown at Miu Miu‘s Spring 2013 show sold us (Saskia de Brauw, you are flawless).

…Which is all a convoluted, meandering way of saying… KIM KARDASHIAN WTF NO WHY?

Let’s have a look. More »

Handbag Porn: Crossbody Edition

When you’re living in a city — or when you’re not, but you don’t want anyone to be able to snatch your purse away from you — you might want to consider going the crossbody route. More »

The New Jimmy Choo Collection Is One Big Hallucinogenic Nightmare Haunted By Lisa Frank

What fresh hell is this? More »

Handbag Porn: Red Edition

Red is huge for fall, and the reason I know that is that as soon as I decided to make this Handbag Porn edition about red, everywhere I looked the color popped up. Every single site. So get over yourself and buy a red bag. More »

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8 Ways To Fake Like You’re With The ‘In’ Crowd During Fashion Week

Pretend you know wear all the parties are

Just because your invites got “lost” in the mail, it doesn’t mean you can’t traipse around the city with your borrowed Balenciaga bag acting like you’re the shit. More »

Handbag Porn: Sparkle Edition

This morning, it’s actually a little overcast, and I could stand some sparkle. Here it is in a bunch of handbags. More »

Handbag Porn: Jewel Tones Edition

I don’t want to say that it’s almost fall, because that kind of sucks, but it’s not NOT almost fall, so here are some bags in jewel tones. More »

Fashion Disasters: Jessica Biel In Retro Pink Prom Dress At The Total Recall Premiere

First of all: they remade Total Recall. We’re way too lazy to come up with a good joke about having three breasts that hasn’t already been made a million times, so just pretend that lost clause was a really good, inventive one. More »

Handbag Porn: Animal Print Edition

Because sometimes it’s fun to be gauche. More »

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